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Well, we talked to them and here’s what they really have to say about you.
If you think you’re an alpha male and you wear any of these colours, you’re deceiving yourself.
Dear rich kings, we’re thinking of you in a period where money is the only thing people want from relationships. If a woman exhibits at least 4 of the signs in this article, she’s only dating you for your money. 1. She likes food If a woman has “foodie” in her bio, and constantly posts […]
Lai Mohammed’s Cap reached out to Zikoko for an interview so it could clear its name.
So your man is cheating, but you want to remain with him and don’t know how to do it? Never fear, here is the Zikoko guide to staying with a cheating man. 1) Take it to God in prayer Ask God to give you the grace to continue in the marriage. There is nothing God […]
There is a war against wrappers.
Sometimes, we make decisions because we think we are grown and happening adults, meanwhile, we (yes, we) are still foolish and unserious. Here are a few simple signs that you are still an unserious adult. 1. When you tell them you love them two weeks after knowing them First and foremost, who even does that? […]
We heard that you want to japa.
May we not marry a feminist in disguise.
Since Nigerian men know so much about childbirth, why don’t they take over from women?
In 2020 we published a comprehensive guide on the places to find a sugar daddy in Nigeria. Now that you’ve found one, what next? This article is a guide on the qualities to look out for. 1) He sleeps/attempts to sleep with only one of your friends All because he’s a thoughtful person who doesn’t […]
If your boyfriend does at least five of the things on this list then you need to fix up. 1) He doesn’t pack your plates when you eat outside This is a red flag that shows that he doesn’t have home training. Run! 2) He eats more than one piece of meat when he visits […]
If your Nigerian man does any of the following then we have urgent news for you. Check it out below: 1) He sends Good Morning messages This is his way of secretly checking to see that you’re where you said you slept. Stay woke sis. 2) He texts you throughout the day He doesn’t love […]
If you’re a man, you definitely need to read this. Urgently. 1) Tightening cream You know that virgin phallus has to be taut. That’s why you need to employ creams that’ll help you return it to its original virgin size so that you’ll not disgrace yourself in your wife’s house. 2) Hot water bath Do […]
2020 is the year of rings. Therefore, we decided to create a guide for men seeking to become members of the sacred ring issuing institution. Here are a few tips that may be useful for men in choosing their partners: 7) Test her with money Give her ₦200 to make soup. If she fails, she […]
If animals weren’t skinned to make your shoes, are you even an Igbo man?
If you could play the role of God for one day, what would you do? Especially as a Nigerian citizen. What are some of the things you’d change? Not to be obvious, but I’ll immediately ban Ikokore. First point of duty. I’m sorry, Grandma. Then revive all the dead Nigerian politicians and jail them. Alongside […]
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