BBNaija is going to destroy us all.
Nigerian men: I MADE PANCAKES!
As a guy, dating in your late teens/early twenties is an extremely extreme sport. For most guys, it is brutallll. It’s also the time when you learn to grow a thick skin. Rejection becomes child’s play, to be taken in stride. Because, omo, it can be the ghetto. Read on. It’s okay to cry if […]
Sufferings in mirror are closer than they appear. Approach with caution because adulthood is the ghetto. 1) Attitude towards savings: As a student: Vibes and inshallah. As an adult: Piggyvest, Cowrywise, Kolo. 2) Attitude towards spending: As a student: My money grows like grass. As an adult: There’s rice at home. 3) Source of money: […]
How well do you know the alphabets? All you have to do is type the alphabets backwards from Z – A on a single line in one minute. Only press “Enter” after you’ve finished typing all the letters of the alphabets on a single line. DO NOT press “Enter” after typing each letter. I.e Don’t […]
The subject of this week’s Abroad Life has chosen to be anonymous. She is a 21-year old International Economics and Relations student who left Nigeria for Ukraine when she was 17. She talks about racism and why she’s done with both Nigeria and Ukraine.
“All my colour has gone and I’m not even soapy anymore, but they are still using me”
Hint: It’s not your village people.
Let’s see wat you constantly crave.
Are you Tobi or Tacha?
Imagine waking up one day and realising all the tools and apps you rely on to function have gone extinct? God forbid bad thing. The reality is that it is very hard to stay organised, especially when you have a lot to monitor. There are apps to help you organise your money, appointments, and keep […]
Yoghurt is one of God’s greatest gifts to humankind.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:
Now on Zikoko
This is a long overdue post for all the single people out there who have been wrongfully oppressed. Let’s begin: 1) Referring to their partners as “this one.” Special use: “this man, this woman.” 2) Recreating viral Tik Tok videos together. If I hear that whenever you’re ready song one more time on Buhari’s internet. […]
Who didn’t download Java games from Waptrick?
A line from a popular Yoruba fuji song goes: It is the man with the potbelly you should give the money too. Indeed, Nigerians seem to place importance on how much body fat a man carries. Skinny people aren’t really taken seriously in these parts. Being a skinny man in Nigeria can be very frustrating. […]
Finding someone of the same sex attractive is more common than you think. More often than not, we get curious enough to explore that option Today, 6 Nigerian women share their first time experience with a woman. 1. Favour, 20/ Lesbian It was in secondary school. The first time I noticed her laugh, I felt […]
Let’s see how much attention you pay when you’re in traffic.
Every now and then, your phone buzzes and you see a bank alert. In this moment, your mind races through a ton of possibilities. Is it credit alert? Debit? What do they want? Why are they messaging me if its not credit alert? Here are 5 stages your mind runs through when you receive messages […]
My friend sent me that “Is this not your boo?” text.
Do you know all the Nigerian states?
5 students at different universities talk about everything they wish they knew before they applied to their schools.
There are some kinds of people that get the most shade and get to be the butt of many jokes. It’s like a meeting was held and they were blacklisted somehow. Because I think that’s not fair and in my personal efforts to contributing to making the world utopic, I made a list of this […]