One of the things nobody tells you about a failed suicide attempt is how you’d be left feeling like a burden to the people you love.

The subject of this week’s Sex Life is a 27-year-old lesbian who describes herself as a pleaser. She talks about discovering her sexuality, sleeping with many women to make up for what she’s missed, and learning she has better sex when she’s not being touched.

You mean to tell us that you plan on treating your future daughter-in-law with respect and kindness? It’s like you don’t know how we do things here. Better read this and learn one or two things.

Mary* and Joseph* are exes who dated for less than a year. In this episode of Zikoko Sunken Ships, they discuss how they should’ve been friends before jumping headfirst into a relationship, and how their friends influenced their breakup. Here’s their story:

If we catch you using quotes like “I love you more than life itself” again, we’ll have to throw hands

Some of the best ways to ask your boss to reduce your salary

The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 31-year-old woman who didn’t have sex until her wedding night. She talks about how her relationship with God was why she waited till marriage, and how she married, to have sex.

Every girl knows that the best way to get ready for a night out is with her best babes, and here are all the reasons why.

Anita* and Cynthia* are cousins with a four-year age difference. They spent a lot of their free time together as children, but one incident changed the trajectory of their relationship. Now, it’s been over a decade since they spoke. Here’s *Anita’s story: 

Nollywood romance is the sweetest kind, so if you want to emulate that lifestyle, here’s what you need

To avoid having to drag a seasoned onigbese for your money, here’s how to dodge billings altogether

The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 23-year-old woman who loves giving blowjobs. She talks about her curiosity about what made men tick, not enjoying sex because she couldn’t tell them what made her tick, finding her voice and how it helped her prioritise her sexual health. 

If you want to cement yourself as the ultimate third wheel, here’s what you need to know.

*Amina and *Fatima had been friends for thirteen years. But one fight was enough to reveal the many times Fatima had tried to sabotage Amina, and now, the friendship is no more.

If you’ve ever dressed “to match” with your mum, then you’re our target audience

The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 27-year-old man who masturbated for the first time when he was 22. He talks about the transition from saving himself for marriage to just enjoying sex, and why he never considered masturbation till he started having sex.

To *Yinka, *Chioma was the closest friend she had in university, until she asked her to make a choice: Jesus or their friendship. 

If you’re the only unmarried friend in your friend group, you should send this to all your married friends. Let them know what you’re going through.

Who says spending time with your family has to be boring? This #InternationalFamilyDay, you should try these ridiculous ways to bond with your family members.

The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 26-year-old woman who just wants to have penetrative sex. She talks about her painful experiences, the “solutions” she’s tried that didn’t work, and how she craves painless penetrative sex. 

For *James, *Annabelle was his soulmate. Two years ago, he ruined his chance to keep her in his life forever, but blames his self-destructive behaviour for the loss of their relationship. Here is his story:

You don’t know what getting your heart broken feels like if you’ve never been told any of these painful things before.

If you and your best friend don’t battle dating allegations every day, are they really your soulmate?

Rice doesn’t have to be what you eat every Sunday. There are options.