Let’s start this story from the beginning. As you are all aware, there is a lockdown order where the government told everyone to practice social distancing, stay at home, and avoid large gatherings, all in a bid to avoid the spread of Coronavirus. Well, Funke Akindele’s husband celebrated his birthday and they threw a “small” […]

WhatsApp classes are fine. In fact, online classes are fine as long as we get to learn something. What is annoying is a WhatsApp class that promises to teach you heaven and earth with a fee, and then they send you photos and videos. 1. How to tie gele. Lmao for N1,000 and maybe 5-minute […]

Since we are all staying at home, everyone has been shouting the importance of taking online courses to improve yourself. Well, some of us are only just trying this online course thing for the first time, and this is how our experience with it has been. 1. How you calculate data expenses. How many gigabytes […]

If we’re going to be honest, the people at Mount Zion did us all dirty as children. A lot of their movies was a major cause for nightmares for many of us. Well, thank God for growth; we now see the light. Now we can throwback to these movies and laugh at how fearful they […]

Bored and alone? Well, the feeling is mutual. This social distancing is not helping matters. But one has to do it; staying safe matters. While you are staying safe, we made a playlist of evergreen Nigerian love songs that you can listen to. NB: This is by no means a definitive list. There are a […]

The idea of a pre-wedding photo shoot is supposed to be fun and cute, but it looks like Nigerians like to take things too far. That’s what we thought when we looked at these pictures too. 1. What is the point of this? What is the narrative behind this shoot? We need answers. 2. The […]

Being in self-isolation has driven me to experiment with a lot of things, especially food. And while some of these experiments have come back to slap me in the face, a lot of them have resulted in mind blowing, toe-curling orgasm. One of them is this Golden Morn experiment which I’m about to share with […]

Don’t deny it, you sometimes feel the urge to cheat on your partner. To, you know, look outside. Only that you are afraid of being caught. And sweetheart, we understand. That’s why we are here to make things easier for you. Read our advice and you’ll do just fine. One thing though: take this advice […]

If any of these veteran Nollywood actresses were to be a mother-in-law, what kind would they be? Wicked? Nice? Carefree? This post tries to imagine it all. NB: This is not a reflection of their true personalities. 1. The one who will help you care for your baby. She will help you back the baby […]

Things Nigerian Youtube vloggers need to stop doing

We asked corpers to tell us how they spend their NYSC allowance. The answers are mindblowing.

In our journey up and down Buhari’s internet, we found some make-up photos by Nigerian make-up artists that deprived us of sleep. We know our eyes cannot behold this alone, that’s why we are sharing them with you too.