“I couldn’t help but conclude that if God were a man, I wouldn’t like Him very much.”

If you had even the faintest glimmer of a 2G connection this weekend, then chances are, you caught wind of the attack on former Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu by purported members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) in Nuremberg, Germany. In videos replicated on social media, one of which had 31.7k views at last […]

(A look at the events surrounding the protests of August 5.) So quick question: Where are we going as a country? Back to the late 20th century, it seems. Is the “newly sworn-in” President Bubu scared that someone that is not his clone is coming to take over from him? What did a great man […]

Let’s take a look at that list.

Of all the things Musa has seen at the gate this July (and there are many), nothing has surprised him quite like the mess that is Elisha Abbo. Abbo is a Nigerian lawmaker who believes it is normal behaviour to rock snapbacks in 2019.  He represents Adamawa North and was well on his way to […]

“…I was in prison for a month and some days, the time I spent there broke me. It’s difficult to narrate and even harder to forgive.”

“Imagine having to question every social interaction you could possibly engage in”

For someone who outwardly appears to hate the moniker “Baba Go-Slow”, our President Bubucakes is doing the most to prove how very fitting the reference is. Despite our president taking his sweet time with many projects (electricity, security, any other -itys really), the issue for today lies in his hard-to-understand delay in nominating ministers to […]