“Imagine having to question every social interaction you could possibly engage in”

For someone who outwardly appears to hate the moniker “Baba Go-Slow”, our President Bubucakes is doing the most to prove how very fitting the reference is. Despite our president taking his sweet time with many projects (electricity, security, any other -itys really), the issue for today lies in his hard-to-understand delay in nominating ministers to […]

“I attempted to impress my rapist. What a concept.”

A lot can, and did happen in seven days.

Asking for me.

Is my half-plot safe?

Like the streets of Lagos after the slightest tinkle of rain, the month of June in Nigeria has been one drawn-out series of unfortunate events after the other. From a governor bearing arms, to helicopters landing on federal roads; we weren’t quite sure where parody ended and real life began. We bet you, if every […]

Clarence Peters called, he wants his toys back.