First comes the grand announcement. The timing and style for this announcement are usually directly proportionate to how close you are to this friend and how dramatic said friend is. It could be a phone call in the middle of the night or a whatsapp video call or at ungodly hour. Then comes the mandatory […]
“Miss Corona is really reasonable when you talk to her.” – Nigerian Government
“Don’t worry, God will do your own.”
When it comes to navigating difficult terrain, there’s nobody better than a Nigerian young adult to make a way out of it. From learning to dodge slaps, to perfecting the right speech speed and cadence to talk yourself out of a beating, the Nigerian youth is skilled in the art of getting away from the […]
We did a ton of dumb shit as tweens and adolescents in school: hit our peers with a rubber band and a piece of paper for ‘fun’. Stuck our thumbs for unsuspecting classmates to sit on ‘as a joke’ (how was dosgbe ever a thing?) and we observed advanced economic concepts in managing our resources. […]
The Access More App makes life easy!
Threesomes rank very high on the list of many people’s biggest sexual fantasies. If sex with one person can be so great, it’s fair to assume that adding an extra body would only elevate the experience. So, we decided to ask Nigerians to send in their most memorable threesome stories. From getting ignored right in […]
Churches and Mosques in Nigeria might be reopening as new Covid-19 guidelines were issued by the Presidential Task Force on Covid-19.
How to get that good good PPA.
Let’s get one thing straight, nobody should be re-opening anything in Nigeria with the climbing coronavirus numbers. We can’t believe we have to say this, but here we are. Starting in the first week of June, churches and mosques around Nigeria will be permitted to re-open their spaces for mass congregation. Now we know Nigerians […]
It might not always seem like it, but working from home is the type of work my fellow lazys tend to describe as ‘hard’. Throw in a day filled with that crazy breeze, and those little pitter-patter sounds courtesy the rain hitting the roofs and ground around you, and your day working from home easily […]
“Let this machine just give me my money let me go.”
If you are looking to get a better understanding of Biafra, this list of books is a great place to begin.
The subject of today’s Lockdown Diary is a school teacher whose neighbour tested positive for COVID-19, thereby putting the whole apartment at risk.
You might think this is an easy quiz, but I dare you to share it in your (family) WhatsApp groups; what’s that thing they say? “Breeze blow, fowl yansh go open.” Consider this quiz the proverbial fowl yansh. Nigeria has had an interesting number of leaders since independence in 1960 – some were bad, some […]
Justice for Uwa is currently trending to create awareness on and justice for Uwaila Omozuwa who was raped and killed in church.
Did you ever come first in secondary school?
At one point or the other in our lives, we all tried to save what little money we had in a savings box. This is a story of those days.
The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 31-year-old heterosexual woman who’s been cheating on her husband for the past year. She talks about their total lack of sexual chemistry and why she feels no guilt. What was your first sexual experience? Does masturbation count? It should, right? Yeah, it does. Ok. I think I […]
Right now, here is a list of things we miss about celebrating Democracy Day on May 29.
You know, for people who have the hardest time permitting their children to attend sleepovers, inter-state excursions and any program not designed for the church or mosque, Nigerian parents are awfully trusting when their children decide an education abroad is what they want to spend a few years of their lives pursuing. And when it […]
Every Nigerian has a memory of their generator rope cutting at night. Either before a hot session of ashukulekeshowmeyourbackside, or just before it’s time to watch Mehek or King of hearts. Or, even just before a disappointing performance by your football club. Many Nigerians have noticed that their generator rope only cuts at night. So, […]
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