Today’s subject on Abroad Life is a Hungarian-Nigerian who grew up in Zaria. She talks about never really fitting in Nigeria because of her skin colour, moving to Hungary for school and to find her dad, and returning to Nigeria because God told her to.
“My father and I stopped talking years ago when I watched him beat my mum mercilessly and say that he would kill her and no one would ask him about it. I thought I had forgiven him for it but I still remember.”
Whether you miss your ex or you’re just an aspiring Yoruba demon, these 15 memes will help you keep them awake at night, thinking about you.
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Football fans, gather here. What does the club you support say about you?
Chelsea fans, we have a surprise for you.
Did we lie?
The subject of today’s Abroad Life moved to the US for the first time in 2013 for school. He talks about not being able to get a job until he got an MBA, almost getting deported and why he thinks the American government can easily become as bad as Nigeria’s.
If you thought Lagos agberos were crazy, these tweets about abgeros in Onitsha will have you shaking and laughing at the same time.
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If your co-workers are the most annoying people in the world, this article will help you frustrate their lives.
Number 7 is our favourite.
If you’re a K-Drama fan, we made this article for you. Everyone knows at least one person that is hooked on Korean Drama series. If you think they’re crackheads, you might be wrong. We have made a list of the top 10 Korean drama series that you have to watch. Maybe then you’ll understand why […]
Today’s subject on Abroad Life moved to the US when she was 17. Eight years later, she talks about her life in the US, losing her mum, getting married to an American in Nigeria, and the process of getting her Green Card. When did you realise you wanted to leave Nigeria? I always knew it […]
Nigerians proved again that they’re crackheads with these insanely hilarious tweets from last month. See for yourself. 1. Dear Lord… 2. Well, he’s not lying. 3. They know her outside. 4. “Armed” robber 5. Oh my God! 6. LMAO! 7. This is pure facts. 8. He did all the sound effects! 9. I hope he […]
If you can make at least 10 words out of “Essence”, Wizkid would be proud of you.
If you’ve weighed the same thing since Primary 6 and no matter how hard you’ve tried, you’ve not been able to gain weight, this post is screaming your name. See for yourself. 1. When people say “Why are you not eating?” “ALL I DO IS EAT! I EAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON’T EAT?” […]
The subject of today’s Abroad Life is a 21-year-old woman who left Nigeria for Canada in 2018. She talks about the extreme cold, struggling to fit in, her church making life hard for her and why she doesn’t feel at home in Canada. When did you decide you wanted to leave Nigeria? 2018. I was […]
Everyone thinks they’re Whitemoney stans until they stumble on a Zikoko quiz that tests them. Take this quiz if you’re a true Whitemoney stan.
You’re a person who lives in Lagos and is stressed, so you visit spas to relax but still end up leaving more stressed than the thief on Jesus’ left-hand side when he realised he’d insulted the one person who could grant him access to paradise. If you wonder why this constantly happens, allow us to […]
Before you read this article, here’s a fact: Zikoko never lies. Everything you see in this article is true. After studying Nigerian men for years, we can finally publish tell what their hairstyles say about them. Go ahead, see for yourself. 1. Curls You have been serially heartbroken. The beard? You started growing it when […]
Everything in this article is true. Believe me, I’m an Arsenal fan. I’ve been an Arsenal fan for 17 years. If you’ve heard that Arsenal fans are good partners and you didn’t know why, this article will explain to you. 1. They don’t have standards In the world of football, Arsenal is synonymous with failure. […]
Today’s subject on Abroad Life left Nigeria for the first time in 2015. After seven years and ten countries, she’s now finally settled in the US for her PhD. She talks about living in the Gulf, being underwhelmed by America and keeping her marriage stable by travelling to the UK frequently to see her husband. […]
If you’ve ever been in the trenches financially as a Nigerian student this post will hit too close to home. These are seven low budget foods that have saved Nigerian students over the years. Thank us later. 1. Bread and butter No, you don’t have the butter in your house. You buy ₦120 bread and […]
Before you get a job at a Nigerian organisation, check that they don’t do any of the things on this list. Thank us later. 1. They waste your time at the interview If they say the interview is by 8 a.m. and they make you wait more than 5 minutes before attending to you, just […]
Out of the eight things in this article, if you can relate to at least four, you’re definitely adopted. No questions asked. 1. You’re the last born Everyone knows that last borns are not planned. It’s either you were a mistake, or your parents decided to get one more child, just for the fun of […]
Today’s subject on Abroad Life left Nigeria to the UAE after getting a job that paid three times his salary. He talks about moving jobs, making money at a young age, realising that Dubai is not as expensive as people think and feeling lonely because he didn’t find a black community. When did you decide […]
All you have to do on this quiz is select things you’d put in place in the planning of an orgy. Once you’re done, we’ll accurately guess your sexual orientation. See for yourself.
TW: Sexual abuse We’ve heard people say they wish they knew something different before they had sex, so we decided to ask Nigerian men how sex was different than they’d imagined. Here’s what they had to say: 1. Asim I wish I’d known how awkward sex can be. Movies always make it look straightforward and […]
When AGBA asked people to share their craziest Lagos experiences, we knew we’d get crazy stories, but nothing could have prepared us for the madness that the TL brought. These are some of the craziest things Nigerians have experienced in Lagos. 1. This one is too wild. 2. They would have to seperate me and […]
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