Not everyone hates traffic. Sometimes, people use traffic as an opportunity to listen to their favourite podcast or catch up on missed calls. Some others though can die at the thought of spending two extra minutes on the road because of a small traffic jam. If you absolutely hate traffic, you’ll be able to relate […]
You have become a traffic, but you don’t know it. Take this quiz to prove us right.
Do you pay attention to the hawkers in traffic?
Let it be known that I’m not proud of myself for thinking of this. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, here are few bedroom slangs we can all borrow from Lagos traffic: 1) “Do you know who I am?” This is best used when your bedroom skills are in doubt. It’s sweeter […]
In Lagos, two things are certain every Christmas: detty concerts and bumper to bumper traffic, upped by a bajillion notches. It’s the absolute worst really, and no higher power can save you from it – well, except you’re from Edo. So how then, do you kill time while sitting through the madness? Here are a […]
Did you know that Lagosians are cursed to spend the better part of their youth in traffic?
If you live in Lagos then congested road traffic is no surprise to you. But, it’s about to get worse! Sanwo-Olu, who has been ghosting Lagosians since he resumed office as governor, has finally come out from being AWOL to tell us that the repairs on Lagos roads won’t commence until the rains are over. […]
Who lives in an open truck on Lagos’ streets? L-A-S-T-M-A. Forget Freddy Kruger, these are the real nightmares on Toyin Street. Garbed in purple and yellow, no car is too rickety and no stop sign is too poorly advertised to prevent these guys from ruining at least ten minutes of your day. Chances are, you’ve […]
Which one are you?
Won’t you like to chill while something dealt with danfo drivers for you?
Don’t worry you are not alone.
If you live in Lagos or have paid even just a visit, you should know Lagos traffic well. You just have to eat to distract yourself from the fact that you’re about to die in traffic. Here are some of the things Nigerians have come to recognise as traffic food. Gala and La Casera This […]
You can’t go through Lagos traffic without seeing these people.
When RCCG, Deeper Life and NASFAT have programs in one night.
Now you don’t have to sulk while stuck in traffic.
The fear of LASTMA gives drivers wisdom
Holiday is over. Back to traffic, work and stress in our lives.
Things that we are used to happening when we are hungry in traffic.
When traffic and distance are the two words you use everyday!
See your life on the main road.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:
All you need to do is to unscramble the names in the boxes. Use the hints as guides. Easy-peasy, right?
Believe it or not, we all have a certain vibe we give off. Add a matching music genre, and it’ll become more pronounced. Take this quiz to find out what that music genre is for you.
There are friends you’ve had for years and those you have had for a short while, but how old is your longest friendship? Let’s find out: Relationships can be hard, and sometimes you just need someone to give you a bit of advice. Ask Ozzy is our new advice column where you send Zikoko the […]
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