Why did the keypads have such tiny buttons?!

For when you want sex but don’t want to say you want sex.

Why do people start shouting “SHAME!” whenever I say I don’t watch the show?

You’re welcome, brethren.

The Nigerian society does this thing where it tries to force everybody to conform to its pre-conceived notion of what it thinks people are supposed to be. We’re so grateful these 5 people didn’t give in because we never would’ve gotten the awesomeness they’ve given us all. 1. Ahebi Ugbabe I understand if you never knew […]

Have you ever seen Big Cola advertise??

Colour blocking and abortion belts!

This list may or may not include vodka.

“Iya Basira e don jazz me oh.”

We know what we’re talking about.

“Go ahead. Take the mat.”

Always been terrible. Always will be terrible.