Are you a young person who recently moved out? Tired of your kitchen looking desolate? Well, follow these steps to make it look just like the one you left behind in your parents house. 1) Nigerian mascot. Diluted Morning Fresh. That’s the most Nigerian adult thing ever. 2) The gift that keeps giving. A Nylonception. […]

I don’t know about you but marriage scares the shit out of me. The very idea that it is forever makes my heart beat fast. Not just the length, but the fact that your partner has the potential to mess up your life. That is, you can die from second-hand embarrassment as a result of […]

If you grew up in Nigeria, was your childhood really complete without songs like “Pere”, “Close to you”, “Booty call”? Get 11 or above in this quiz and prove that you are a true Mo’hits fan.

Growing up in a Nigerian home was an extreme sport. It was a fair mix of the good, the bad, and the flogging. For many children, these moments spelt serious trouble at home. 1) When you eat meat that was counted. Did you or did you not eat the meat is such a powerful question. […]

If you attended university in Nigeria, chances are that you can relate to one or two things on this list. Let’s take a walk down memory lane: 1) When the whole room starts sharing one bucket, one tube of toothpaste, one iron. 2) And sharing slippers too. 3) Then, you no longer hide your nakedness […]

Creative/kriːˈeɪtɪv/adjective. relating to or involving the use of the imagination or original ideas to create something. nounINFORMAL a person whose job involves creative work. Creative is a broad term that covers a wide variety of things. Basically, anyone who brings an original idea to live, regardless of medium, qualifies as a creative. I gathered a […]

“A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week. Today’s subject is Amope, a Nigerian woman who sells sex toys. She walks […]

If you went to school in Nigeria, chances are that you used one of these books. Can you recognize them without their titles? Can you recognize them based on just their images? Here’s an example: Are you ready to give it a try?

“How do I even calculate this Zakat?” If this sounds like you, you are in a safe space among friends. Welcome. First, the basics. Zakat is one of the pillars of Islam. It simply means you donate a percentage of your yearly income to those in need. No long stories. There are many spiritual benefits […]

Ramadan is officially over and with it comes Eid Fitr 2020. This year’s Ramadan has been weird and that’s putting it mildly. For many Muslims, Eid Fitr is usually a glorious celebration where you get to bond with family and friends and generally chill. With Miss Rona around, there isn’t going to be any of […]

How many of you were math gurus in primary school? Come forward and show us if you still have it in you.

Here are some of the things no one tells you about becoming a mum: Elizabeth – 26. Nothing actually prepares you or warns you of what lies ahead in motherhood. It can be described as a rewarding experience, but very little is said of how overwhelming it really is. Especially if you have no help. […]

There are many reasons why people don’t have children. I think unless they specifically ask for our opinion, we should respect their privacy. If they do ask, we should do more listening than talking. 1) “Don’t your parents want Grandchildren?“ 2) “You’ll regret when you are old.” 3) “Children give purpose to life.” 4) “Ah, […]

Remember when you had grand plans at the beginning of the year? Me neither. Inspired by this tweet, I decided to do a timeline of my grand plans vs what 2020 did to them. 1) This you? 2) Goddamn. 3) I cry everytime. 4) Wiun. 5) Lmaooooooo. 6) I would have gotten away with it […]

If you are reading this, it’s too late. Or not? Chances are that if you are reading this, then you can relate to one or more things on this list: 1) People say you are mature for your age. Tell me more. 2) Your idea of fun is sleep. Human beings are stressful and sleep […]

“A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week. The subject for this week is *Kunle, a firefighter. He walks us through […]

Let’s imagine that your partner drops their phone with you and they keep getting notifications. What do you do? Mind your business? or investigate who is texting them? Take this quiz to find out what you will most likely do:

Chances are that if you are in the forever young club, life hasn’t been the easiest for you. From inappropriate comments to way out of pocket statements, it has been a hell of ride. Sit down, relax, let us tell your story: 1) Younger people always try to toast you. Gen Z, please. Don’t put […]

If you were born after the year 2000, the chances of you doing great in this quiz are low. Let’s start:

With the shutdown of the holy city and the uncertainty of this year’s Ramadan, we spoke to three Muslim health workers. They tell us about juggling Ramadan with working on the frontline. A Special Kind Of Ramadan. Aminat (Nurse)  Ramadan hasn’t been very hard. The only difference is that I don’t get to eat what […]

After mechanics and tailors, dispatch riders come a close second. I have put up with their bad behaviour for too long. Enough is enough and that’s why I have brought this to the court of public opinion. Dispatch riders, please change your ways. 1) “I am at your gate.” Call me before coming. Don’t show […]

I won’t even lie, Yoruba daddies are a mood. From the way they dress, to their cars, and the kind of parties they throw, it’s a vibe. So, what do you need to start your journey to Yoruba daddy goodness? Find out below: 1) Get Agbada. Very important. 2) You need these shoes next. Step […]

I know what you are thinking but hear me out. Open your mind. Science has shown that if your dog does any of the things on this list, it is introverted. 1) It doesn’t bark when it sees Miss Rona. 2) It doesn’t bark when thieves visit your house. 3) Your landlord walked all the […]

Riddle me this: What’s one thing Nigerians like a lot but also pretend about? A) Good governance B) Sex. The correct answer is B. Inspired by a conversation over the weekend, here are some of the most unpopular opinions about sex some Nigerians have: 1) “Sexual cheating doesn’t mean your partner doesn’t love you and […]