There are only a few things that hurt as much as seeing your team lose an important match. Aside from the pain of losing the game, the banter on Twitter will crush you further. As a lifelong Arsenal fan, I have tasted all forms of football humiliation you can think of, so I’m in a […]
If you’re a man, you definitely need to read this. Urgently. 1) Tightening cream You know that virgin phallus has to be taut. That’s why you need to employ creams that’ll help you return it to its original virgin size so that you’ll not disgrace yourself in your wife’s house. 2) Hot water bath Do […]
If you relate to one or more of the points on this list, sku ski sku… 1) You’re always begging your partner for food After refusing to order anything. Rinse and repeat. 2) You sleep off on your partner The worst part is you keep promising to not sleep off. Yet… 3) You don’t like […]
How much do you know your dad? How much do you behave like him? Pause. Take a minute to think about it. Interlude: Hello Zikoko fam, something is coming soon. A series for men by men about men. Watch this space by 12 pm on Sunday: Play. How do you think you’ll measure up? Click […]
Many people seem to have different ideas of what it means to be a man. Here’s our own addition to that list: 1) If you can’t fight off armed robbers. Without any weapon. 2) If you can’t kill a snake. Using only your hands. 3) If you can’t cheat quietly. Why must you always confess […]
Being 30+ is less about age and more about a state of being. So, regardless of how old you are, this quiz knows if you’re secretly 30+ on the inside. Tick all the options that apply to you and click on “continue” when you’re done to see your results. Goodluck!
Recently, I asked a couple of Nigerians to tell me behaviours that would confuse a non-Nigerian. Here’s a list of what they said: 1) Praise and worship at work before starting the day. This behaviour is common among civil servants especially after they have kept you waiting for a hundred years. 2) Binding and casting […]
If your partner exhibits one or more of these dating red flags, then you should definitely have a conversation with them. 1) They are secretive about where their money goes. They are most likely funding jaapa plans without you. You have to be careful. 2) They hide their debts from you. You have to be […]
Welcome to this masterclass. Please take a seat and listen attentively. Here are a few tips to use to beat Nigerian men at their own game. 1) Tell the person not to call you by a formal title. Emphasize that they call you by your first name because we are all “adults” here. 2) Deny […]
Let’s start from here: Nigerian politicians have a history of fainting at court hearings and getting away with their bad behavior. So, we the good people of Zikoko came up with scenarios where you can also get away with this tactic in your daily life. Here are a few: 1) When your girlfriend catches you […]
Gentlemen, shall we? 1) What women think men want: What men really want: A nice watch. 2) What women think men want: Sex is not a gift. It’s mutual enjoyment. What men really want: Gift of prayers. 3) What women think men want: I mean this is nice as a casual gift, but not for […]
The jokes write themselves and here are some of the funniest ones to send to your friends that support Man U. 1) Even I feel the pain in this one: I am not a Man U fan. 2) I shouldn’t have laughed that hard. 3) This is the funniest thing I have seen on Jack’s […]
Yoruba demon = player in this context. One gender has bad PR for being a player so we decided to level the playing field. Kings, if you see any of these signs, it’s a red flag. Immediately nip it in the bud. 1) She communicates when there’s a problem. It’s a distraction from the fact […]
If you could play the role of God for one day, what would you do? Especially as a Nigerian citizen. What are some of the things you’d change? Not to be obvious, but I’ll immediately ban Ikokore. First point of duty. I’m sorry, Grandma. Then revive all the dead Nigerian politicians and jail them. Alongside […]
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