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Many people seem to have different ideas of what it means to be a man. Here’s our own addition to that list:
1) If you can’t fight off armed robbers.
Without any weapon.
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2) If you can’t kill a snake.
Using only your hands.
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3) If you can’t cheat quietly.
Why must you always confess to your partner? or get caught? Women that cheat quietly, do they have two heads?
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4) If you can’t repair the gen when it spoils.
Get off it my dear.
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5) If you can’t hold your tears.
Big boys don’t cry.
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6) If you can’t lift a bag of cement.
You don’t want to work for your 2k at the site abi?
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7) If you also can’t carry a bag of rice.
Read the above.
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8) You’re definitely not a man if you can’t read your babe’s mind.
This is a life saving skill any real Nigerian man possesses.
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9) If you want gifts outside of singlets and boxers, you’re disqualified you from being a man.
Real men take their gifts with a big smile.
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10) Did I hear skin care? Not a man.
See your mouth like Vitamin C serum.
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11) If you don’t have a secret family, then you’re not a man.
This is the final test before you graduate.
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Hello Zikoko fam, something is coming soon. A series for men by men about men.
Watch this space:
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