5 Tweets Guaranteed To Make Any Man United Fan Cry Red

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The jokes write themselves and here are some of the funniest ones to send to your friends that support Man U.

1) Even I feel the pain in this one:

I am not a Man U fan.

2) I shouldn’t have laughed that hard.

3) This is the funniest thing I have seen on Jack’s internet.

4) I hate you guys.

5) An absolute mess.

Who are we kidding? 5 tweets aren’t enough. Special shout out to these ones 😂

Bad team for life. We ride together, we stay together.

Legend:

The accuracy – All power belongs to the devils.

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