8 Gifts Nigerian Women Think Men Want Vs. 8 Gifts Men Really Want

July 17, 2020

Gentlemen, shall we?

1) What women think men want:

What men really want:

A nice watch.

2) What women think men want:

Sex is not a gift. It’s mutual enjoyment.

What men really want:

Gift of prayers.

3) What women think men want:

I mean this is nice as a casual gift, but not for big events.

What men really really really want:

Sanwoolu, the evil you have done is enough.

4) What women think men want:

In addition to this, men also want:

Perfume in copious amounts.

5) What women think men want:

What men want deep deep down:

Sneakers, boots, palm – all kind of shoes.

6) What women think men want on their birthdays:

What men want in the deepest part of their heart:

Get on this wave, baby.

7) What women think men want:

I mean this is nice and all, but check these out:

8) What women think men want:

In addition to this, what men really want:

Trad, work shirts, accessories (Belt, Cuff-links, Socks).

Special shout out – Bags, Laptops, Clippers. Last but not the least, when in doubt, ask the man in your life what he really wants.

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