After three years making millions as an influencer, the 23-year-old on this week’s Naira Life is following God’s plan and starting a career in music.

As a man, it’s expected that you wake up by 3 a.m. and spend the first two hours of your day fearing women. Take this template for how to spend the rest of your day, and come back in two weeks to tell us if you don’t feel as manly as ever.

It’s never easy to talk about sex to teenagers, so here’s a guide on how to scare your children into celibacy.

If you shed a tear while reading this #NairaLife, you’re not alone. This subject went from sleeping on the floor with her family to going days without eating to sleeping outside. Then she decided she was going to make money, and nothing has stopped her ever since. 

“Between 28 and 30. I’d be financially stable, and I’d have explored my sexuality to the fullest. I want to try so much. I’d also have done therapy for years. I don’t want to be a husband and father without going through therapy first.”

Your towels and bedsheets asked us to come and tell you to please change them before they die. Other items also have severe complaints.

If your mother and her friends had to play truth or dare, this is how it would look.

As a man, why are you letting women tell you the types of boxers to wear? These are the best types of underwear for men. Argue with yourselves.

"Hey babe. Would you rather throw away your PS5 or iron this stoned lace six-piece gown? "

One minute you’re making mouth that you’ll beat someone on FIFA, the next you’re on everyone’s Snapchat because you rage-quit after they spelt your full government name in the first half.