This Nigeria is hard.
This is Nigeria. You never know when a lion will attack you.
Are you sad that you’ll be alone this Valentine? Worry no more.
In 2020 we published a comprehensive guide on the places to find a sugar daddy in Nigeria. Now that you’ve found one, what next? This article is a guide on the qualities to look out for. 1) He sleeps/attempts to sleep with only one of your friends All because he’s a thoughtful person who doesn’t […]
If your boyfriend does at least five of the things on this list then you need to fix up. 1) He doesn’t pack your plates when you eat outside This is a red flag that shows that he doesn’t have home training. Run! 2) He eats more than one piece of meat when he visits […]
2020 is the year of rings. Therefore, we decided to create a guide for men seeking to become members of the sacred ring issuing institution. Here are a few tips that may be useful for men in choosing their partners: 7) Test her with money Give her ₦200 to make soup. If she fails, she […]
If you’re a Nigerian woman living abroad, chances are that you’ve run into one or more of these types of Nigerian men. 1) Mr. qualifications Before you say anything, they’ll remind you about all their degrees – MBA, PHD, WAP, MD. 2) Green card gang In your first conversation, they want to know your status […]
If you’re here wondering the secret to the appeal of Nigerian men, welcome: 1) Sweet mouth Nigerian men open a conversation with “you look familiar” and end with “I can’t live without you.” When Nigerian men give their sweetness attack, you defend. Or reset your defense. 2) Dress sense Ice on their neck. Ice on […]
Enugu people need no introduction to Father Mbaka. If you’re attending one of his infamous masses, here a few important things you should take along: 1) Pillow Because we sleep here. 2) Pain killers The body pain after the whole experience is out of this world. All that trekking and standing can kill a human […]
What does IJGB mean? – “I Just Got Back.” This means someone who’s living abroad and is back in Nigeria for December rocks. Now that you know the definition of IJGB, let’s begin. December is upon us and God willing, the innits will soon be upon us. We’ve prepared this guide as a safety measure […]
If like me you’ve been thinking of a way out of penury, I welcome you. Here’s a list of places to find our helpers (tech baes) so that we can flourish and finally chop life. 1) Any coffee shop Your nearest coffee shop is filled with so many lowkey rich tech people looking for wonderful […]
You’re probably wondering why Nigerians don’t celebrate Halloween. We would love to, honestly, but Nigeria is a conglomeration of problems, and you don’t know which one you will trigger by deciding to dress like your grandfather’s ghost from 1842. Here’s a list of possible things that can happen if Halloween was celebrated in Nigeria. 1. […]
Remember when we told you about Nigerian mothers in BBNaija house? Now, let’s imagine Nigerian fathers in the house. The drama would be on a different level. 1) The house will open everyday with someone asking you about your plans for the future. Immediately you wake up, you’ll hear: So, young man/lady, what’s the plan […]
Y’all know Nigerian humour is the maddest and undisputed champion in the world–yes I said it. Nigerians are also known to be the funniest nation, jokes apart, how else would we survive the shenanigans in the country if we don’t have a huge sense of humour? Many Nigerians are proving that laughter is good for […]
Because Nigerians will find humour in anything.
The exchange rate madness, especially if you’re a business person.
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