7 Ways to Land a Rich Spouse You Haven’t Thought About

July 30, 2022

The fastest way to get rich is to be born rich. But if you missed that bus, you can just marry rich and your problems would be solved. We have the cheat code to do just that, and we’ll give it to you for free. 

Snatch someone’s rich spouse

Who has time to start looking for a rich spouse all over the place, when you can just find a rich couple, enter their relationship and create small space for yourself?

Marry your glucose guardian

How to actually make them go from glucose guardian to a spouse? That’s up to you to figure out. You can trap them with food or kayan mata, or even just put a ring on their finger and force them to sign a few papers.

Join a political party

You have our word on finding “rich” people there. But a spouse? You’re on your own in that aspect.

Gatecrash a classy wedding

What better way to meet your rich spouse than at a gathering of already-rich people celebrating marriage? You may end up choosing a Yoruba demon, but it’s worth the risk.


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Hang around the Canadian embassy

In this life, you just have to be strategic. That’s why hanging around the Canadian embassy is the exact thing you should be doing if you want a rich spouse. When you add the possibility of japa, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t pursue them.

Slide into a rich person’s DM

You should only do this after you’ve liked all their pictures so they can notice you. They’ll probably follow back. Once they do, the floor is set.

Propose to an Akara seller 

We’ve said it before, but we’ll say it again, akara is the new tech. Profess your love to the next akara seller that catches your eye.


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