Being in JSS1 was like being a small fish in shark-infested waters. That's why it's at the bottom of this list.

Vol 6 | 28-11-2022 View in Browser Brought to you by | I had an amazing weekend! I was at Z! Fest. How was your weekend? I like that we start Mondays with Naira Life. The stories give me the ginger to start the week with the right energy; today is no different. I mean, […]

Here are seven different ways to make the Nigerian girl you like fall for you. 1) Words of affirmation To make a Nigerian girl fall in love with you, you need to give her bank account some words of affirmation. The best kinds of words of affirmation come in the form of a credit alert. […]

Sometimes, Nigerian parents forget the home they come from so they start to display elements of pride. Here are six ways to know your Nigerian parents have become proud. 1) They start coming home late When your parents start returning home from events later than 7pm, then not only have they grown wings, but the […]

A tax consultant submitted a proposal to the House of Reps committee to change the name of the country Nigeria to UAR. Honestly, we understand it. So, here are seven reasons why Nigeria should be changed to UAR. 1) Countries that have acronyms beginning with U are bad bitches Most of the countries with acronyms […]

If you are part of the ‘’I want what Zikoko writers are on’’ bandwagon, then this article is 100% for you. It’s a short and easy guide to joining us.  1.Tweet your journo request every day.  Yes, this is step one. If you want to talk to people who have turned to yam and are […]

Neo and Vee's ship is one that leaves you with a lot of questions.

Kiddwaya winning the Head of House games and choosing Tolanibaj as his deputy has given us the plot twist we needed this week. As usual, people have A LOT to say about that, and also as usual we stay reporting it to you. 1. Please off your mic ma. 2. This is the part where […]

If your parents are sitting on this table, allow us tell your story. 1) “When will you marry?” Small play. 2) “God bless you.” How did God enter this topic? 3) “Have you eaten?” Please focuss. 4) “Go and read your books.” Na me fuck up. Last last. 5) “Make sure you don’t impregnate anyone.” […]

Yes yes, we are all grown and evolved and we all have our shit together. But I am pretty sure y’all have played at least 5 of the relationship mind games on this list. Welcome to inside life: 1. Waiting for the other person to shoot the shot.  So that when you want to write […]