Are you truly a Ninja?

Are you a true fan of Erica?

We did one for food habits and now we are back with more insights to share as regards TV habits. Please treat as important, if the person you are about to hand over your mumu button to checks up to 5 things on this list, fam you need abort mission. 1. If they prefer binge-watching […]

There’s a lot of creepy behavior directed towards Nigerian women that have been annoyingly normalized. Most of them are often masked as jokes, so the perpetrators expect women to laugh over them. But perverted behavior is perverted behavior, and because we can only deal with one pandemic at a time, we will appreciate it if […]

If you’ve been following this year’s Big Brother show then you’ve probably had 5 or 6 moments where you thought Big Brother sounded a lot like an average Nigerian parent. Here are 5 of those times; 1. Adding “immediately” to his sentences. “Move to the garden immediately”. Because he can’t yell like a typical Nigerian […]

Ozo and Nengi’s ship a.k.a Ozone is the one ship everyone wanted to sail from the very first week. Ozo came in with the fine intelligent boy vibes and Nengi was serving us hot girl next door vibes. They looked like the perfect cast for the romantic comedy we all desperately wanted to watch. Until […]

1. First of all turn off your read receipts bro.  You don’t need to give the information out. And they need to know that you only reply messages when you want to, not when you receive them or after you read them. You reply them when you want to bro. 2. If she sends more […]

“For me, I feel like…”

Just 2 weeks or all the way?

Blackness is an identity that black people all over the world sometimes struggle with. The irony, however, is that even though we all share this identity, we experience it differently because of the countries we live in. Spurred by the many different experiences she has lived through as a black person in Nigeria, the UK, […]

Mowe to Ikate has been trending for a while now and in case you missed it, here’s the full gist. A twitter user came on to share some aspire to perspire advice following her tough day battling with Lagos traffic. The twist to this story was the fact it was not the normal Island to […]

A lot of Nigerians don’t believe in the concept of “platonic.” As far as they are concerned, if a man and woman are involved then something is happening behind the scenes. Because of this women with male besties have to deal with the things on this list: 1. People always doubting that you are both […]

Following her eviction from the Lockdown Lucy has started her media tours and in one of her recent interviews, she threw jabs at Erica and Kiddwaya’s relationship in a bid to audition to join Nengi’s fan base. This is the interview that started the fight. Erica;s fan base in return came to say Erica might […]

You have probably heard of Queen Amina, but you may not know her story as much as you know about Wonder Woman, Black Widow, or even Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of beauty. And that’s a pity because Queen Amina was right there at the conference meeting when the guide for “Badass Female Hero” was written. […]

Changing the status of a situationship can be tricky because situationships are very volatile and everything must be done with tact fam. But you are in luck because we have the formula on lockdown. 1. Negotiate your way into a relationship. It will most likely end in tears but at least you will find what […]

If you are in a relationship then I implore you to go through this list and identify the issue you have been battling for the past 3 months. 1. Drama and cameo appearances from the distinguished ex There’s always one or two episodes dedicated to cameo experiences from an ex. They come in with a […]

Because the housemates in the Big Brother Naija lockdown house have been moving funny, their fans on Twitter have been trending funny hashtags to match. Here’s a list of the funniest BBNaija hashtags we saw this week: 1. #JusticeforKiddwaya The first time I read this I got a panic attack. Was Kiddwaya arrested by SARS […]

Before you dive into the secrets, yes secrets I am about to share I want to point out the difference between “on read” and “unread”. “On read” means they saw the message, read it and told themselves nah, this is not worth the data it will cost me to reply. Now if you have found […]

Last night was the longest night in Big Brother Naija history. We’ve said it a lot of times that these set of housemates keep bringing in new plot twists but last night came through like a Tyler Perry storyline sprinkled with soundtracks written and produced by Tclassic. Neo and Vee had their routine Saturday drama […]

I know I already said this about situationships and that kind of puts it in a bad light. But a wise person once said anything that has disadvantages has advantages so today I am coming through with the advantages. 1. You are basically taking a relationship with this person for a test run. And if […]

I want you to know that no matter how creepy, unhealthy and problematic the title of this guide sounds, this is a safe space and I am not judging you. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to keep tabs on someone you have no business keeping tabs on. Ok, that didn’t read well. You know what? […]

The Big Brother Naija eviction show tonight came through like a banger. Ebuka came through with the hammer we have been begging him to buy for all the relationships in the house. And make no mistake, we are not complaining, this violence is exactly what we asked for and we are absolutely here for it. […]

If we check this thing well, we’ll see that a good percentage of Nigerian relationships are actually very well packaged situationships. You may not be ready to have that conversation but I came with receipts. 1. They are not your boyfriend/girlfriend but you are steady having relationship issues with them. You are always in severe […]

Being on lowcut actually comes with a lot of perks, but because someone that was present during the conference on creation had the bright idea to make everything have an advantage and disadvantage here I am writing about the annoying struggles after having written about the perks. 1. The disrespect. People will boldly ask a […]