The term “Feminist coven” is currently trending and like most Twitter trends, finding the origin is almost impossible, but nothing gets past us. We know where it all started. So if you’re wondering where it all came from, we have it here: After Seyitan came out to talk about being raped by D’banj, well known, […]

Nigerians have the wrongest idea about a lot of things and if we’re being honest the media is responsible for some of that misorientation. By the media we mean Nollywood, yes this is a call out. Nollywood needs to dead these pandering these ideas; 1. Portraying rape as only voilent.  If we investigate this matter […]

If you’ve ever tried to lose weight we know how hard it was for you fam. The next time someone tells you it’s not as hard as you are saying it is, send them this list fam. It all starts with; 1. The initial realization that life without food will be tough. Because food is […]

When was the last time you had some peace and quiet? If you live in Lagos the answer is most likely “When I was asleep”. And that’s if you are lucky. Finding peace and quiet in this Nigeria is almost impossible, and it is almost impossible because, at any given time one, two, or three […]

Just balance us real quick. 1. Why do you get so angry when women turn you down? Can’t a woman say “No” in peace? Why do you have to translate it into some sort of insult on your person? 2. Why do you hate romcoms? That’s why you stay asking “How was your night” and […]

Celebrity social media fan bases are like annoying road bumps on social media. You’ll be cruising through your timeline chuckling at some posts and shaking your head at others, just having a good time until you bump on a post from celebrity’s “stan” and the entire baselessness of it just throws you off. They are […]

Nigerians are always dishing out a ton of advice on how to be married and have a successful marriage. And because we like being helpful we curated some of them into this wonderful guide on how to nail being the perfect Nigerian daughter-in-law. Read and learn sis; 1. Be good at cooking a variety of […]

Powered by sufficient research we have now decided to release the exclusive recipe for the perfect Nigerian boyfriend. Read, learn, and share fam. 1. A truckload of money. The expensive dates and shopping sprees won’t pay for themselves. 2. MCM standard Looks. Let us post be able to your pictures with pride, please. Even though […]

If you’ve been at Nigerian church prayer sessions then you’ve met all the people on this list because they are always present. 1. The vigorous prayer warriors These are the people that have 2 or 3 issues to iron out with God and they approach it like warriors. Like a grudge that has gone on […]

The person that said “awoof dey turn belle” knew exactly what he was talking about. And to prove it here are 5 ways awoof will cost you more money than you bargained for. 1. Free wifi. Whether in public places or if you are stealing from your neighbour, connecting to free wifi leaves you vulnerable […]

Nigerian men keep claiming they don’t understand Nigerian women, well we have put together a list to supply you enough comprehension now. This is the list of things that will definitely trigger your Nigerian girlfriend so if you’re gunning to get her annoyed, you can try them. 1. One word replies. When you are definitely […]

People with natural hair hear the most annoying things/ unsolicited advice / unnecessary opinions. Here are 6 of them; 1. “Relax your hair na”. Give me a minute to refer back to when i asked for your advice. 2. “Is it not paining you”. Plix why will it pain me? Is your mouth not paining you […]

Rich friends are a ticket to a lot of enjoyment in this life. But rich friends are also the ticket to a low of awkward scenarios, here are 6 of such scenarios. 1. When your friends want to hang out and start mentioning expensive restaurants, so you remind yourself that there’s rice at home. Mo […]

Nigerians put the extra in extra. They find a way to customize everything and carve out a Nigerian way to do it. One such thing is how to display wealth, apparently, there’s a Nigeria way to do it and we have a list for it; 1. Upgrade their name to “Chief”. It’s no longer XYZ, […]

We know tickets to heaven are the hardest things to get, but we have a list of nominees. If they don’t get it, we’ll be very angry. This is our list of the 9 kinds of Nigerians that should make heaven. 1. Neighbors who tell us when they have brought the light if our generator […]

Nollywood romantic comedies always come with a method. Fam, these people have been recycling the same story with different faces. They just keep sharpening the dialogue and add better cinematography. We are tired of rolling our eyes hence this list of 8 Nollywood romantic comedy characters we have being meeting since ages past. 1. The […]

Periods are like unwanted visitors that we actually want. If you see it, wahala, if you don’t see it double wahala (at least for us single folks). Every woman is a love/hate relationship with her period. Here are 10 dilemmas every Nigerian woman faces during her period; 1. When you can’t find it.  Small play […]

Painful period cramps are the worst thing ever. It’s like being singled out to be consistently punished and tortured for an offense you don’t even know about. And you keep filing complaints but HR doesn’t want to hear your side of the story. It’s the real ghetto mehn. Here’s a 9 things women who have […]

First year at university is always euphoric, it hits with a certain kind of high. Which makes sense because getting university admission in Nigeria is a battle. And this high somehow puts you on your best behavior. Although if we’re being honest, memories of what your Nigerian parents can or will do to you if […]

Half the time when we see women on screen in Nollywood they are either chasing after marriage or fighting off a wicked mother in law while married. It’s like even in on-screen fiction women have been reduced to the demographic of people whose biggest ambition and the ultimate goal should be conjugal bliss. Thus making […]

Having a best friend is one of the best relationships a girl can get. There’s no drama, no cheating, just the best vibes, and the most amazing support system. But it usually takes a process highlighted with fun BFF milestones. 1. Your first hangout. Usually the equivalent of a date, but this time more casual […]

Traveling by road in Nigeria should be listed as a type of punishment. The stress, pain and discomfort involved are just on another level. And the journeys somehow always last longer than they should because there’s so much landmass to cover and there are police checkpoints to waste precious time at. If you’ve been traveling […]

Jumping buses in Lagos is part of what makes living in Lagos the extreme sport we all know it to be. Danfo’s adds to the trauma of being a Lagosian working and living in Lagos. Here are 7 things everyone using Danfos in Lagos can relate with’ 1. Boiling in traffic because there’s no AC.  […]

As misogynistic, incoherent, and unrealistic as the Nigerian version of wife material is, it has got nothing on the Zeeworld’s version. The storylines are not the only annoying thing about Zeeworld, the standards women have to keep up with in their relationships with men are too. Here’s a Zeeworld Women’s Guide to landing a husband. […]