• If there’s a lesson to be learned at the end of this lockdown, it’s that: staying at home is only sweet if it’s your choice. Otherwise, it’s like being told to wash plates when you already had it in mind to do it. It’s not just the same.

    That being said, here are some Funke Akindele memes that perfectly sums up my life during this period.

    1) When I hear someone cough:

    Funke Akindele

    Last warning.

    2) Once I see yet another “data balance is running low” message:

    Funke Akindele

    These network providers want to finish me.

    3) When a time-waster from the past hits me up out of boredom:

    Funke Akindele

    Go away, I don’t miss you

    4) Day 1 of lockdown vs today:

    Funke Akindele

    Life came at me fast.

    5) “Take this online course to learn how to…”

    Funke Akindele

    Pls.

    6) Me to Konji:

    Funke Akindele


    Hormones, show mercy. Please.

    7) My face when my parents come to my room to “gist”:

    Funke Akindele

    Na me fuck up. If not for Corona, won’t I have moved out?

    8) When the Government finally says it’s okay to go out:

    Funke Akindele

    Freedom!

    9) How I look at my account balance these days:

    Funke Akindele

    There really is rice at home.

    10) Anytime I hear someone say that 5G causes Coronavirus:

    Funke Akindele

    Do you think?

    11) My appetite these days:

    Funke Akindele

    Brb. Going for another meal.


    Have you read this? Funke Akindele Has Been Arrested, Here’s Everything We Know.

    Also, you should check this out:

  • Odunlade is easily the current reigning meme king in the whole of Nigeria. And these thirteen memes of him are ridiculously apt for every situation in your life.

    When your landlord sends you a letter that he’s increasing your rent next year.

    But salary hasn’t increased for the past three years.

    When you finally run into that Onigbese that has been owing you money for the past five years.

    One day for the owner.

    When someone wakes you up just as you are about to enter the sweet part of your sleep.

    This had better be a life or death situation.

    When it’s 5:05 pm on a Friday and your boss asks you if you would mind staying an extra hour to help with something.

    How you look at your haters when you are flourishing in life.

    All weapons fashioned against me shall not prosper.

    When you’ve been waiting for the puff puff to be ready for an hour and the person in front of you buys everything on the tray.

    The heart of man is wicked.

    How the bouncers look at you when you show up at an invite only owambe without your I.V.

    Oga please just respect yourself and go back.

    The side eye your mum gives you when you are doing something foolish.

    There’s no need for her to talk

    When you are sleeping but hear your mum come in and remember you didn’t sweep the place she told you to sweep.

    You better find a way to sweep it in 2.5 seconds.

    How you carry your shoulder up during salary week.

    When you know you won’t soak garri or cook indomie for at least one week.

    When you buy food, only to get home and realize that the person selling it forgot to put your meat.

    You bought three meat and assorted and they didn’t put anyone.

    When you don’t know the answers to all the compulsory questions in an exam.

    So what am I supposed to write now? These are just our favourite Odunlade memes. What are yours?
  • 1. When life wants to stress you out.

    2. You, when you finally hit that sugar daddy jackpot.

    https://twitter.com/hvli__/status/868553314065166337

    3. This one is for all the people that lack home training.

    4. A summary of the Nigerian dream.

    5. The perfect response to oversabi people that won’t mind their business.

    https://twitter.com/tamilore_b/status/859107623483867137

    6. When life is coming at you fast but you can’t be bothered.

    https://twitter.com/comedyandtruth/status/858158907163889664

    7. Nigerians can relate to this tweet.

    8. When a poor man is trying to toast you.

    9. You, when your Nigerian parents ask why you’re always broke.

    10. Fine people, every time they see a reflection of themselves.

  • If you have a Facebook or Twitter account, you may have seen a brilliant meme that has been going around the internet over the past few days. Now we have created a version specifically for Nigerians!

    Meet Femi. Femi is the perfect human being. Here are 7 reason you should be like Femi:

    1. Femi is not a Yoruba Demon

    2. Femi lives the FitFam life

    3. Femi does not share his whole life on Facebook

    4. Femi is not a trailer that jams people unnecessarily on Twitter

    5. Femi supports her friends on social media. Femi is not a hater

    6. Femi isn’t selfish. Femi knows how to filter selfies on Instagram

    7. Femi knows how to play Candy Crush like a grown up

    We know you want to be like Femi.  Head to http://zikoko.com/be-like/ Add your name, gender and country of origin. Go forth and share your results!