•  In case you’re wondering who the girl in this meme is, she’s Skai Jackson. She’s a 14 year old Disney actress who posted this picture before going for an interview. But people on the internet felt it was meme-worthy. 

    https://twitter.com/skaijackson/status/716981763680051200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
    Here are 15 times this meme accurately described pettiness in a Nigerian relationship:

    1. When 1+1 is not adding up to two.

    https://twitter.com/CruddyTrip/status/719910324179234820

    2. When you throw away your home training.

    https://twitter.com/SouIessVibe/status/721938401771950081

    3. When bae ‘tries’ to leave you.

    https://twitter.com/iHermosaaa/status/719664248360673280

    4. When love play becomes rough play.

    5. When ordinary break up cannot end your relationship.

    6. When bae thinks he can just walk in anyhow.

    https://twitter.com/DaGawd__/status/719657979461505028

    7. When your boyfriend is tweeting trash.

    https://twitter.com/LolaOshodi/status/722914212645711872

    8. When bae asks for a break in the relationship.

    https://twitter.com/cemeeblack/status/720066804589195264

    9. When you and your girlfriend realise bae is a chewing gum boy.

    https://twitter.com/AliciaGoku/status/720702684723093505

    10. When your stubborn friend that you warned comes back crying to you.

    https://twitter.com/HarrisonLdn_/status/720699512864567296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    11. When bae wants to see other people but you have multiple personalities.

    12. When you’re a queen stalker.

    13. When you seize the bae by force.

    14. When bae tries to go out without you.

    15. When bae doesn’t know you’re a witch deep down.

  • Not every time complain about how difficult chemistry or any other subject is, it’s not always rocket science.

    Sometimes, comparing some scientific terms to real-life people or situations can be an easy way to answer these questions. Oya, thank us for this life hack.

    This student was asked to define electro-negativity in a question that carried 5 extra marks.

    https://twitter.com/Girlish_lava_/status/707550956179890177

    And instead of simply defining the exact thing the teacher taught, the student added jara just to show how much the concept was understood.

    “Yes, I’m getting this 5pts! To properly articulate what electronegativity is, I would like to draw your attention to Trey Songz a.k.a Mr Steal your gurl. You see Trey has no chill, he’s a killer, a savage. He steals other men’s girls without any remorse. Electronegativity is a concept with a lot of Trey like behaviour. It’s the ability for an atom to take another atom’s electron with Flourine being the OG Trey Songz because it has the highest electronegativity of all the elements, straight stealing them. That’s an A+ answer Ms Chery.”

    For those of you wondering who Mr Steal Your Girl is…

    And with this amount of buffness (and very little singing prowess), this man goes forth snatching people’s girlfriends up and down.

    Points for creativity!!! This students scored all of the 5 points with this answer.

    If this student were Nigerian, the story may turn out differently though. How dare you answer a question this creatively?

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  • Odunlade Adekola is one of the best actors Nollywood can boast of.

    And everyone loves him.

    From making us shriek with laughter to his ridiculously hilarious clapbacks, here are 11 reasons Odunlade Adekola is God’s gift to Nollywood:

    1. When he dealt with his long throat friend.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdWW85Gwj8o
    This is an important life lesson here: Always hold your own money!

    2. When he was just badass.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoknwN4rZ7E
    And transformed into the king of the streets.

    3. Who else can clapback like Odunlade? No one!!!

    https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/704401165488951296
    Nollywood, what is a fly-whisk please?

    4. When you’re waiting for the love of your life and your girlfriend suddenly appears.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCkN2jcmmFJ/
    Because nothing should come in the way of love.

    5. How to get away with serial cheating.

    She caught him cheating and he flipped that shit. What a man! pic.twitter.com/RhJUqWtcPh

    — Wole II (@Kingwole) February 22, 2016 Through blame shifting and turning tables, of course.

    6. Blessing us with his greatness…

    https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/701866437451915264
    Even without saying a word.

    7. When he trolled this poor blind beggar.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BAqMi4MGmNq/
    LMAO!

    8. And he was effortlessly girly here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDPgaIZ4GUY
    Seriously, give this guy an Oscar… just kidding!

    9. When he threw shade at a female Babalawo without giving one damn.

    LOL! He called her “Madam”.

    10. When he gave his gateman premium advice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V29XRV9PuvU
    With the straightest face ever.

    11. We love him even more because he is quite the charmer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI9cfdJT2g0
    He could even steal your girl from you.
  • By now, you’ve definitely heard of Princess Vitarah’s “Nigerian Pussy” song.

    And people can’t seem to make up their mind if they love it or hate it.

    Now before we start, we’re going to borrow an idea from Siyanda Panda 🙂

    Considering how sweet jollof rice is, we can’t really blame her.

    And that analogy makes sense when you think about it…

    Nigerian jollof better than Ghanaian jollof? Nigerians aren’t arguing – no matter what you mean by jollof.

    That Naija *jollof* is better than Ghanaian *jollof*

    This is what we have been saying since.

    That it’s the cream of the crop

    Preach it sister!

    That it’s so sweet that men pay for it…

    She reminds us of the feeling at every great party

    (or threesome)

    What happens to oyinbos when they taste Nigerian jollof

    This one is finished but he doesn’t know it yet.

    That Jollof is best with chicken

    That a great mama put can destroy your salary

    We’re still talking about jollof yeah?

    That great Jollof can make you Shoki

    Anyway, enjoy the video here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MzBv98D-s&feature=youtu.be
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlrqGakejd4
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  • Imagine it’s your wedding day and every one around you is happy to see you finally cuff the love of your life.

    Turn up!

    You have practiced all your dance moves ready to unleash like….

    This man was so happy at his wedding that he brought his all to the dance floor.

    His dance steps might seem unconventional to others, but he didn’t care what haters had to say.

    You only get married once please.

    But his bride wasn’t feeling his “cool moves”.

    When your significant other decides to embarass you on your wedding day.

    Then he went and picked a cooler dance partner..

    LMAO!

    Check out the full video here.

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    What are your thoughts about this man’s hilarious dance moves?

  • 1. Politician, Chief of Staff to Governor Adams Oshiomole of Edo state is also known as Igodomigodo.

    Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, when he’s not carrying out his political duties, he is busy making us grab our dictionaries as we try to understand his incredibly complex English.  Here are some of the most hilarious speeches he has given:

    2. When he addressed Unilag students at the United Nations International Youths Day.

    3. When he gave his opinion on the Rivers state crisis of 2015.

    4. When he was passionate about the controversy going on in Edo state.

    5. When he said what he really felt about the opposition party.

    6. When he said “Rejectmenta”.

    7. When he apologized to his audience.

    8. When he complained about the state of some roads in the country.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF0Re7gJBb8

    Let us know your thoughts.

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