1. “I will never call my ex again”Well, guess who’s calling their ex?
2. “I will never use (insert your most frustrating network provider here) ever again”Then the network comes up with some ridiculously amazing tariff plan and of course, guess who’s buying a recharge card?
3. “Data is so expensive! I’m not buying data ever again!”Yeeeaahh…right…
4. “I’m never drinking (insert favourite soda here) ever again”
Guess who’s buying a bottle of coke for lunch?