1. “I will never call my ex again”

Well, guess who’s calling their ex?

2. “I will never use (insert your most frustrating network provider here) ever again”

Then the network comes up with some ridiculously amazing tariff plan and of course, guess who’s buying a recharge card?

3. “Data is so expensive! I’m not buying data ever again!”


4. “I’m never drinking (insert favourite soda here) ever again”

Guess who’s buying a bottle of coke for lunch?

5. “I’m never drinking alcohol ever again”

We all know how that ends. TGIF and a bottle of Orijin…without the zero.

6. “I’m never going on Twitter ever again”


Now if you like food very very much, this post is just for you:



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