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Permit me to revisit (some of) your childhood trauma. 1) Packing hair at the barbershop after every haircut. Because people were “stealing” destiny and glory from hair. I can’t stop wondering how they would single out one person’s hair from the pile. 2) Refusing to wear helmets because they could “steal” your destiny/glory through it. […]
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If you live in Nigeria, there are sounds/noises that you have grown used to. At this point, they are so ingrained in our daily lives that we should just give them citizenship at this point. 1) Sound from mosque/church. I can’t decide the winner between early morning “where will you spend eternity?” and call to […]
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There’s twitter, and then there is Nigerian twitter. Nigerian twitter is an extreme sport, you need all the heads up you can get and this list is it.
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