1. This one about buttocks

No matter how much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behindNigerian proverbs

2. Why hasn’t this happened, really?

A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles

3. I have kuku said love is a scam

It’s better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart

4. Why is there a fly on your scrotum in the first place?

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum

5. The man with the fufu has everything already

Man wey carry Ogbono soup pot for hand, and the man wey carry fufu for head, na who go find who go?

6. My anger is very hot, let’s put this to a test

Anger, no matter how hot it is, can never cook yam.

7. Why would anyone even do this?

He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus

8. Very useful for people who lack respect

Snails don’t venture where horned animals gather

9. I have done this, so….

You cannot run and scratch your anus at the same time

10. Truly and honestly

There is no greater injustice than when anus farts, head receives a knock

11. This makes sense, literally

He who sleeps with itchy anus must wake up with smelly fingers

12. So the handsomeness of the male monkey must be imaginary too

The beauty of a female monkey is imaginary to the husband (Zambia)

13. Poor goat!

The frown on the face of a goat will not stop it from being priced in the market

14. This is why aunties and uncles don’t mind their business!

It takes a whole village to raise a child


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