13 People Who Had It Worse Than You In Boarding School

January 19, 2017

1. The class sleeper

A.KA the Class Jonah. All the teachers know him already.

2. The junior boy that misplaced a senior’s bucket

Seniors will now give him general beating every Saturday.

3. The quiet junior student every senior likes to send errands

Because she never complains and suffers in silence.

4. The girl that had the most endowed body in school

Boys will never let her rest!

5. The sharp mouthed student that mistakenly abused the PRINCIPAL!

So she mistakenly got expelled. From the world. With slaps.

6. Those students who always had their allowances stolen

When they will not buy iron box.

7. What of the girl the House Master caught ‘shotputting’?

The whole school will see her shame till she graduates.

8. People who had their Biology notes stolen one week to exams.

People that they’re doing from the village.

9. The unfortunate class olodo

The whole school knows their maths score sef.

10. Everyone who got flogged on assembly

The worst!

11. And not to forget all of us who were called for ‘Last 5’ after tests.

Is it fair?

12. The girl who faced Oputa Panel on her first day of school.

See grand welcome o!

13. Everyone who knows the true meaning of ‘Mass Beating’

If you know, you know!

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