• Nigeria is currently experiencing a terrible Cerebro Spinal Meningitis (CMS) outbreak, with about 328 people killed already. We told you about the signs and symptoms here.

    But Abdulaziz Yari, the Zamfara State Governor, thinks the outbreak is upon us because we’re all sinners

    Zamfara State is the worst hit and has the highest number of casualties. When he was questioned about this, he blamed God instead. Read the full story here.

    Apparently, this Governor has talked to God in a WhatsApp message and God has revealed the reason we’re suffering from CMS to him

    You, when you realize most Nigerian politicians have low thinking capacity

    Zamfara people, when they see their governor

    Other saner governors be like:

    Meanwhile, the Ministry of Health has said there’s no such thing and CMS is not spiritual

  • 1. So you’re broke and you’ve been waiting for your salary for days

    This is you waiting for alert to enter.

    2. Immediately you hear the alert, you’re like

    My joy is now full again.

    3. How you run to send some money to a separate savings account before you use your money to do rubbish

    That’s the only thing that gives you total peace of mind.

    4. When you want to shop and you remember sales racks are better than any thing in this life

    And people think you don’t have sense.

    5. You’re wise enough to know that not everytime eat out, in fact everytime there is rice at home

    6. When you see people advising you to use all your money to “live in the moment” you’re like:

    Just stop talking.

    7. This is you when your onigbese friend comes again to “borrow” money

    If you don’t vamoose!

    8. How you sleep knowing brokeness will never be your portion

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  • We true foodies know we ought to travel more, and indeed one day we shall. Top on our list of places to try is Calabar- Cross Rivers State- and it really should be top of your list too! These are some of the foods Calabar people rave about (we have this on good authority, mind you).

    Of course, Edikang Ikong is first on the list

    No, it’s not efo riro, and yes, the preparation is very different.

    Apparently, it tastes better than efo riro

    Another must eat: Editan

    What can we say? Efiks loooove their veggies!

    Abak Atama

    It’s not exactly Banga soup, although the preparations are quite similar. Atama leaves are quite magical, we hear.

    Abak Nmong Nmong

    For this post, we’ve saved the best for last – Epang Nkukwo

    Some people pronounce this as “Epangkwokwo” as well.

    We must warn you, this cocoyam-based meal requires quite a bit of work

    But this champ pulled it off

    Watch the entire video here to see how it’s done

    For even more great cooking recipes from all over Nigeria, check out Delicious Naija, from Maggi Nigeria

    Make sure to look out for the ‘Delicious Naija’ show at these times on your TV: 7:30 pm, Friday on Arewa24,  7:30 pm, Saturday on Africa Magic (Family) , 5 pm, Sunday on NTA, OR just watch it online right now!
  • Every 90’s kid remembers this legendary Royco advert from the days of Superstory and ThisLife

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVTYxBd-cpo
    We all loved it, but it turns out we’d been sitting on meme material for almost a decade and we didn’t know. Now, the husband has turned into a huge curve-meme.

    1. When someone is bringing their rubbish towards you

    2. When telcos start with their caller tunes wahala

    https://twitter.com/Chris_Goth/status/848478813684203520

    3. Who potential help?

    https://twitter.com/TheUnscripted_/status/848456471281111040

    4. Nigerians, when Daddy Bubu wants to start in 2019

    5. When your salary is peanuts and you can’t even risk it

    https://twitter.com/Life_Of_SID/status/848435258420867072

    6. All coke lovers be like:

    7. These guys are the worst!

    8. When you’re in a monogamous relationship with your barber

    https://twitter.com/BillionTwiTs/status/848235669533192192

    9. When your pastor wants to stain you

    https://twitter.com/TWEETEST_BOI/status/848177629731663872

    10. Heaven is THAT PLACE!

    11. Nobody wants to drink hot Fanta

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/848475024113750016

    12. This must be nice!

    13. When MMM just finished scamming you and NNN people start their own

  • Traditionally, we Nigerians have always seen mental health as something that shouldn’t be discussed openly, and for men, it’s an issue ‘society’ forbids them to even acknowledge because it’s not ‘manly’.

    So a lot of people-men and women- continue to live with depression and severe stress because they can’ talk about their feelings

    Recently, Allwell Orji, a medical doctor, committed suicide by jumping into the Lagos lagoon from the 3rd Mainland Bridge. There are speculations he may have been depressed.

    But when this Twitter user posted about her brother being depressed, people reacted quite differently

    The siblings are orphans and her brother was having a terrible birthday because he couldn’t celebrate

    https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/847539305610227712

    But people stepped up in the most amazing way to make his birthday fun

    https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/847541889813299200

    Someone sharply tried to order doughnuts for him

    https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/847548106245668864

    People sent him love, money and so many WhatsApp messages that his phone started to slow down

    https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/847539305610227712

    Is someone cutting onions nearby, because my eyes are tearing up

    Who knew a little phone call could do so much?

    People were not even playing!

    https://twitter.com/treymofo/status/847549599799812096

    Sometimes, it’s the little things we do that make a huge difference

    If you can cheer someone up today, do it!

  • South African artist and graphics designer, Tumi Sibambo, is making awesome pictures of people into drawings. Until the 31st of March, he’s making these kinds of portraits for his ‘Queen’s Crown’ collection for women. To have yours done from any part of Africa, just upload your photos on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram and tag #SibamboPortraitsQC

    1. This one he did for Women’s Day

    2. This one celebrating the beauty of family

    3. This beautiful portrait of Mahlalia, a South African gospel singer

    4. A lovely portrait of Miriam Makeba

    5. Aww, such a lovely baby

    6. This one about the horrible, xenophobic killings in South Africa

    7. Don’t you just want to get married right now?

    8. Love, love, love this one!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQu1vgeFTVT/?taken-by=sibambo_portraits

    9. Here’s how Tumi actually makes the portraits

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BRtHc4zFaf3/?taken-by=sibambo_portraits

    10. And look! Someone from Nigeria is getting a portrait done

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BR6SFJGlEaB/?taken-by=sibambo_portraits

    11. In a conversation with Z!koko, Tumi said he chooses to work with pens so he can challenge himself. Just look at Mark ‘Zookabug’ and his daughter

    12. He also told us he NEVER edits his work, even when he makes a mistake

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BRlBK5OFbW2/?taken-by=sibambo_portraits
    Don’t forget to get in the competition and tag us if you win!!!
  • 1. This one about rich Nigerians.

    https://twitter.com/Kingslee__/status/842320045342654464

    2. How girls leave you in the club when they realise you’re an onigbese.

    https://twitter.com/SollyHlaka/status/840928456800129024

    3. This struggle all food lovers can relate to.

    https://twitter.com/IjebuPrincesss/status/842704385876680704

    4. Only 9ice fans will get this tweet.

    5. This hilarious response.

    6. This slippers is just like some relationships sha.

    https://twitter.com/van_peeblez/status/842038599432470528

    7. When your barber does rubbish on your head.

    8. This Bisola’s hilarious skit.

    https://twitter.com/kayodeyyy/status/835164823835017216

    9. This shade at Arsenal fans.

    https://twitter.com/OfficialBmax/status/839739686058864640

    10. When you’re tired of being single and decide to marry yourself.

    https://twitter.com/Dikachim/status/843907401115930628

    11. This tweet about those “weather for two” people.

    12. And this one about The Fantastic Four.

  • 1. So you made the mistake of selling something to your friend

    The biggest mistake of your life o!

    2. And now they think your money is no more your money

    Why don’t you kuku kill me?

    3. Every time you want to ask them for it, they’re like

    4. Meanwhile, your own business is doing like this like that

    5. But see how these smart business people deal with onigbeses

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  • 1. This one about buttocks

    No matter how much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behindNigerian proverbs

    2. Why hasn’t this happened, really?

    A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles

    3. I have kuku said love is a scam

    It’s better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart

    4. Why is there a fly on your scrotum in the first place?

    It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum

    5. The man with the fufu has everything already

    Man wey carry Ogbono soup pot for hand, and the man wey carry fufu for head, na who go find who go?

    6. My anger is very hot, let’s put this to a test

    Anger, no matter how hot it is, can never cook yam.

    7. Why would anyone even do this?

    He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus

    8. Very useful for people who lack respect

    Snails don’t venture where horned animals gather

    9. I have done this, so….

    You cannot run and scratch your anus at the same time

    10. Truly and honestly

    There is no greater injustice than when anus farts, head receives a knock

    11. This makes sense, literally

    He who sleeps with itchy anus must wake up with smelly fingers

    12. So the handsomeness of the male monkey must be imaginary too

    The beauty of a female monkey is imaginary to the husband (Zambia)

    13. Poor goat!

    The frown on the face of a goat will not stop it from being priced in the market

    14. This is why aunties and uncles don’t mind their business!

    It takes a whole village to raise a child
  • 1. So you’ve just finished NYSC and your adulting has fully begun

    Yes o!

    2. And all your mates are running up and down trying to get a job

    Applying up and down!

    3. But you’re not really bothered because your uncle at NNPC told you to bring your CV after NYSC

    I’m not even bothered.

    4. And even your aunty at CBN has told you to put your mind at rest

    I’ve got zero worries!

    5. When you see your mates busy applying to banks up and down, you’re like

    2 or 3 jobs are already waiting for me sha!

    6. How you get yourself ready to see your uncles and aunts that have promised you the world

    Let me slay for them!

    7. How you give them plenty missed calls when they don’t want to pick up

    What’s happening here?

    8. You, when you go to their office and their secretary says they’re not around

    So whose car did I see outside?

    9. When you now try applying for other jobs but they’re all closed

    I have finished myself!

    10. You, when you see your mates going to work and you’re still jobless

    Take me with you now!

    11. When you see your aunties and uncles at family weddings, you’re like

    You people don’t kuku have shame.

    12. The next time a family member says you should bring your CV, you’re like

    I don’t want!