These "Me as a...." Tweets Are Way Too Hilarious

Ever since this tweet went up, Twitter NG has once again showed that on its day, it’s probably the funniest place on earth.

Me as a referee:

“Woo you people are running too fast jare” pic.twitter.com/6zNF7Zo6pt
— ‘Miss Taiwo (@ItsMisola) December 8, 2020

We’ve been laughing nonstop since, so we decided to share with you the most hilarious tweets from this trend.

1. This one about the psychiatrist

me as a psychiatrist :

better behave, me sef dey ment o pic.twitter.com/TQND5aFhFg
— Whale (@YorubaBoyMedia) December 14, 2020

2. We will fight

Me as a make up artist:

Madam I Don try my best, you no gree fine pic.twitter.com/B2ee4axRSJ
— Aba Boy 👽 (@Frank_LeanXV) December 14, 2020

3. This is not the type of news I came here for

Me as a fortune teller

Be like e no fit better for you o pic.twitter.com/suoSeKoPAJ
— H R H 👑 (@RoyalKingUsman) December 14, 2020

4. I’m rolling on the floor

Me as a tour guide:

Everybody run ohhh, them no chain lion ohhhhb pic.twitter.com/CPG6SIZHj0
— Igho Precious🌚 (@_McOatt) December 14, 2020

5. How do you people think about these things?

Me as a doctor

Oga no vex this your large intestine don cut before abi na now e cut pic.twitter.com/ruyaIJkcD6
— EXCUSE MY PIDGIN (@master_threader) December 14, 2020

6. It’s not Osita Iheme, but it’s hilarious

Me as a Lifeguard: pic.twitter.com/N0154Vamgy
— Lidocaine 🔆 (@trending_medic) December 14, 2020

7. This is the type of therapist I want in my life

Me as a therapist:

Let’s go and beat your husband pic.twitter.com/i5Amdb0Z2m
— Chi Chi Thee Stallion 🇨🇦 Stay Jiggy🍫 (@CO_Chiamaka) December 14, 2020

8. Wahala

Me as a lawyer:

Omo this your case, how old you go be in 25 years time? 👀 pic.twitter.com/5NNBsXlx50
— Captain Charisma (@D_iiW) December 14, 2020

9. The way I screamed!

Me as a pilot:

Omo I hope say everybody don born again, because I no understand oh. pic.twitter.com/j2Yks88Oqo
— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) December 14, 2020

10. Left or right

Me as bleaching cream:

Which kidney should I spoil? pic.twitter.com/x3BF5p18UQ
— Aproko Doctor (@aproko_doctor) December 14, 2020

11. It’s the accuracy of the meme for me

Me as a pastor:

Madam this ur dance too serious for person wey no dey pay tithe pic.twitter.com/FimAJHdEtO
— TolaTesla❣️ (@TolaXx) December 14, 2020

12. A mohawk won’t be bad, you know…

Me as a barber:

Hope you don’t mind mohawk? Fuel don finish pic.twitter.com/ADeqjZHMbm
— Bridget Bema (@larabillionaire) December 14, 2020

13. Nigerian tailors can actually do this

Me as a tailor:

Aunty, I can't find where I wrote your measurement so I used my own. pic.twitter.com/uB5o9OS8j3
— Lamide.Black® (@lamide_black) December 14, 2020

14. When a herbalist tells you this, just start crying

Me as a herbalist:

Omo there’s no solution to your problem, you have to run madd o pic.twitter.com/PZFd9t9UWd
— H.A.I.S.H.A.H🧜‍♀️🍭 (@EWAWUNMIII) December 14, 2020

15. Let’s be guided

Me during BDSM:

They don't use to flog me on my head o pic.twitter.com/pSpFU3HmIr
— Canadian Saweetie💦 (@ade_darme) December 14, 2020

16. Body no be firewood

Me as a dispatch rider:
Madam traffic plenty and I con dey hungry so I chop the gizzard inside your small chops o pic.twitter.com/Jm2TNf9byH
— #COTCS (@DamolaMagma) December 14, 2020

17. Jesus, feed us well

Me as Jesus disciple during last supper:

Only bread? No beans? pic.twitter.com/LIrK33Gre9
— Bumble B (🦀) (@BumbleBen2y) December 14, 2020

18. Do you mind going round Lagos with a crack in your skull?

Me as a brain surgeon.

This your head no gree close again o. pic.twitter.com/Q7ajsz9PZA
— Hauwa 🌟🌬 (@Hauwa_L) December 14, 2020

19. When did all that nonsense start

Me as a boxer:

"No blow my head o, them no dey touch our head for our family" pic.twitter.com/DvV4Do43XC
— Attah of Nigeria🇳🇬 (@Akortainment) December 14, 2020

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These “Me as a….” Tweets Are Way Too Hilarious

1. This one about the psychiatrist

2. We will fight

4. I’m rolling on the floor

5. How do you people think about these things?

6. It’s not Osita Iheme, but it’s hilarious

7. This is the type of therapist I want in my life

8. Wahala

9. The way I screamed!

10. Left or right

11. It’s the accuracy of the meme for me

12. A mohawk won’t be bad, you know…

13. Nigerian tailors can actually do this

14. When a herbalist tells you this, just start crying

15. Let’s be guided

16. Body no be firewood

17. Jesus, feed us well

18. Do you mind going round Lagos with a crack in your skull?

19. When did all that nonsense start

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These “Me as a….” Tweets Are Way Too Hilarious

1. This one about the psychiatrist

2. We will fight

4. I’m rolling on the floor

5. How do you people think about these things?

6. It’s not Osita Iheme, but it’s hilarious

7. This is the type of therapist I want in my life

8. Wahala

9. The way I screamed!

10. Left or right

11. It’s the accuracy of the meme for me

12. A mohawk won’t be bad, you know…

13. Nigerian tailors can actually do this

14. When a herbalist tells you this, just start crying

15. Let’s be guided

16. Body no be firewood

17. Jesus, feed us well

18. Do you mind going round Lagos with a crack in your skull?

19. When did all that nonsense start

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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