Life is good. Life has its perks sometimes, despite all its (very many) bumps. However, you might, for any reason, decide that you’re tired of life and living. Especially if you’re living with Nigerian parents. Do any of these and you’re assured of a speedy dispatch to the afterlife. You’re welcome. 1. Put it on […]
When children are beaten by their parents, is it discipline or child abuse?
If you have Nigerian parents like mine, asking for money was most likely a grueling and almost terrifying task. You try to prepare and brace yourself ahead of time, but the where, when, why and how combo will always leave you stunned. Here’s a few of their excuses! As you’re there shivering, they’ll just be […]
Any other friends were bad gang.
African parents are the same everywhere.
Just have your coffin ready.
“We are beating you because we love you.”
Nigerian parents are the funniest.
No more unbearable heat..no more body odour..no more immovable presidents!
You can be beaten for taking a stroll.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in: