From the eba stick to the microwave cover.

Where your parents use the bible to judge you.

God, please make my beard connect.

God, let my salary glow up like Mo’ Cheddah.

Every non-efiko’s worst nightmare.

Odunlade, the ultimate Yoruba demon.

The bridge to secondary school.

If they happen in your home, run, something is wrong.

Where they learnt to stress you.

You can’t make it through this post without laughing out loud.

UNIQUE UNIPORT!

“How do you pronounce your name again?”