Act One: You fall in love. You fall head over heels, blindly in love. Like the way, Suara loved Toyin Tomato. The girl must be out of your league and you must move heaven and earth to please her. You must also be broke and penniless, because what good love story starts with a man […]

Can you remember what your first orgasm felt like?

Move over Agony Aunt, Aunty Jumoke is in the building.

From pepper to crayfish, what won’t Nigerians put in their pancakes.

Everything stops.

Can you guess where Jollof ranks?

There’s a reason pads are so popular.

Got milk? Not you.

When it comes to my monthly periods I got dealt a pretty great card. I don’t have a particularly heavy flow, I never get cramps, no mood swings, no hormonal breakouts. I pretty much just bleed for 4-5 days and call it a week. When I turned about 18, my monthly periods took a weird […]

Gynaecologist appointments were not something I gave a lot of thought until I hit 21. And even then it took me another year to schedule my first appointment. At my first appointment, the first thought that ran through my head was that the experience was as far removed from movie scenes I had seen it […]

Mama G at her best and her worst.

Early last year, after an almost fairytale-like relationship, came to an abrupt end, I did what all movies recommend you need to do to move on from a breakup. I deleted his number (even though I had it memorized), Which didn’t stop me from sending long epistles at 2 am in the morning. I cried. […]