Imagine being able to get Amala to eat 24/7.

You rebel.

We got you.

Designed by Felipe Pantone

If you buy an egg roll in Lagos traffic you deserve whatever comes to you as a result of your recklessness.

“I know I’m a ‘strong independent woman who don’t need no man’, I just want one.”

Pepper spray is powerful enough to take down an assailant if well-targeted, but not enough to render him unconscious or worse so that you don’t end up in the middle of Ore, with a tire around your neck.

Food is more than eating.

If we still even do that.

Job Description: Marketing Manager and Unofficial Food Prefect

Na fat I fat, I no kill person.

There’s more flavour in air than in Original.