If your sex life were a course in school, with all your lovers counting as continuous assessment, which grade would your lecturer give you? Well, this quiz knows the answer to that utterly random question. So, will it be an A or an F? Take to find out:

Riddle me this: What’s one thing Nigerians like a lot but also pretend about? A) Good governance B) Sex. The correct answer is B. Inspired by a conversation over the weekend, here are some of the most unpopular opinions about sex some Nigerians have: 1) “Sexual cheating doesn’t mean your partner doesn’t love you and […]

Moving to a new country can be both exciting and terrifying. There are a ton of articles on the internet that tell you what to expect in terms of housing and getting work, but very few mention anything about the sexual culture shock you’re likely to experience. So, we decided to find out what that […]

If there’s anything writing Sex Life stories has taught me, it’s that sexuality is much more complex than a lot of us care to acknowledge. One of the series’ best-performing episodes is about a man who only realised he was bisexual at age 27. So, I decided to see just how open people from my […]

“A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.

The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 27-year-old heterosexual man who has been polyamorous for about 2 years. He talks about dating multiple women at once, his insatiable sexual appetite and his adventurous streak. What was your first sexual experience? Does kissing count as a “sexual experience”? I suppose it should, right?  Yeah, I […]

“I asked you to choke me not smash my windpipe!”

It’s pretty common to have unrealistic expectations about how your first time having sex will turn out. Thanks to movies and books, many hope for something magical and earth-shattering, but that’s rarely ever the case. So, we asked 7 Nigerians to share with us how their first times went — juxtaposing expectation with reality. From […]

A kink is defined as an unconventional sexual taste or behaviour, and they vary from person to person. So, we’ve created a quiz that will guess which of the most popular kinks — from bondage to group sex — turns you on the most. Take to find out:

Regardless of what your sex life is typically like — satisfyingly vanilla or insanely wild — everyone has an experience they consider to be entirely out-of-left-field, and that’s why we’re gathered here today. Curious to know just how adventurous Nigerians get in the bedroom, we asked 7 sexually-active adults to tell us the craziest thing […]

The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 26-year-old woman who was having sex very actively before marriage. She’s been married for a year and has not had sex with her husband since their wedding.

Being sexually active can be fun and even liberating but it can also put you at great risk. With that in mind you need to make safe sex a priority.

A few days ago, a clip of media personality, Toke Makinwa saying that every woman should own at least one sex toy went viral on social media, and a lot of men were legitimately distraught by the idea. The debate it spawned revealed just how little people (read: men) seem to know about the usefulness […]

With self-isolation being implemented, a lot of people haven’t gotten laid in a while, and it’s beginning to show — everyone on social media seems much hornier than usual. So, we created a quiz that knows exactly how horny you are right now. Take to find out:

“A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week. Today’s subject is *Yemi, a 27-year old sex worker who tells us how […]

We decided to conduct an investigation to find out why exactly women still fake orgasms in this day and age. We asked 7 women and here’s what they said.

Due to the rising number of reported Coronavirus cases in Nigeria, more and more people are smartly beginning to practise social distancing and self-isolation to help reduce the spread. What does that mean for the sexually active adults amongst us? Well, according to a memo released by the NYC Health Department, the safest options are […]

Simultaneous orgasms are a LIE!

There’s a popular but unsubstantiated claim that the average man thinks about sex every seven seconds. While that sounds a bit excessive, we don’t think it’s too far off. So, we’ve created a quiz that knows exactly how often sex pops into your head. Take it to find out:

Knack you akpako!

Number 1: Penis Fracture

While new Nollywood still very rarely includes sex scenes (or even kissing scenes), Yoruba Nollywood has been out here being horny as hell. So, we gathered a few pictures that show just how much they seem to love having and talking about sex. 1. The only king we recognise. 2. 3 + 5 = “It’s […]

For when “Maths teacher and sexy school girl” becomes to mainstream.

Firstly, this is a safe place Secondly, this was done for the sake of science Lastly, leave your home training at the door and come in So, the other day I was wondering (not so loudly) the cost of adult toys. With dwindling wages and increased unemployment, what’s the cost of a decent toy that […]