Sexual fetishes and meals are two completely different things. But they have a lot more in common than you think.
Yam = choking
The way yam (especially the head) hooks your throat is just too similar to choking during sex.
Semo = BDSM
Semo gives punishment vibes. Semo lovers will argue that it slaps, but that proves my point — BDSM.
Puff puff = public sex
Ever wondered why puff puff is only available outside, on the streets? The best ones are either hawked or fried and sold at the bus stop.
Rice = role play
Rice is the most versatile meal in this world (argue with your laptop). From fried to coconut, white, ofada, banga, seafood, special, tuwo shinkafa, and of course, the GOAT, jollof rice. It’s the GOAT of meals.
Yoruba stew = masochism
You like pain? Then nothing screams it more than Yoruba stew. You see someone who eats shaki with their eyes wide open? Yea I’m willing to bet good money that masochism is their sexual fantasy.
Ewedu = oral sex
Eating ewedu just before giving head. I won’t explain further.
Cake = group sex
It’s pretty clear. You never eat cake alone.