Being caught with a phone at school was like being caught with cocaine at an airport.
Hay God! My Screen!
Ah, Candy Crush my old enemy. We meet again.
I saw your ex today.
Is it your mum, trying to find out if you went to church?
Before you enter wahala!
Those flip phones and Nokia 3310.
You’re not the boss of me!
Missed calls = Death
You can never leave.
That chest pain when you see ‘Battery Low’…
Nigerian mothers always look at their phone as if it is trying to trick them.
Nigerian girls and “how did you get my pin?”
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