If Will Smith and Jada Smith Were A Nigerian Couple

July 11, 2020

Let’s imagine the Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and August Alsina story in a Nigerian way.

1. Pastor would have entered it.

After thanksgiving comes admonition. But first, “Our father and our God we thank you for the lives of Brother Will and Sister Jada. The devil has tried and failed again, oh Lord…”

2. Family members would have arrived from the village.

Jada go hear am.

3. A special prayer program against the spirit of entanglement.

Every spirit of entanglement from my mother’s family, from my father’s family, oya die by fire!

15 Hilarious Posters That Perfectly Sum Up Every Nigerian’s Love Life

4. Jada Smith would have blamed the devil.

*recites Psalm 23 furiously*

How To Be The ‘Perfect’ Nigerian Wife

5. And then she will beg Will Smith not to send her packing.

Because the default reaction of Nigerian men is to send you packing.

6. Will Smith would have arranged boys for August Alsina.

That is if Will Smith hasn’t sent Jada packing sef.

7. Their neighbours would have discussed them at dinner.

God is really a patient God oh.

8. Willow and Jaden Smith would have had to fight their classmates when they get to school on Monday.

Because Nigerian school children don’t know how to keep quiet.

9. Jada Smith when she runs into August Alsina in public.

You thought you could send me out of my matrimonial home, abi?


Here is something else we think you might like: If ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ Were A Nigerian Show

A lirru bit of spicy: 7 Nigerians Reveal Their Stories Of Being Dickmatised

Kunle Ologunro

Join The Conversation

Bring a friend.

You'll like this

Watch

Now on Zikoko

January 16, 2021

The subject of this week’s Sex Life is a 24-year-old heterosexual man who feels the size of his penis is preventing him from living his best sex life. He talks about how being shamed by multiple women has scarred him.

Recommended Quizzes

November 30, 2019

With No Nut November FINALLY coming to an end, we’ve decided to mark the torturous month with some more horny content. After quizzes that guessed how many people you’ve slept with, how good you are in bed and who you’ll sleep with next, this one will guess when next you’ll get lucky. Take it to […]

November 14, 2019

The fourth season of Big Brother Naija came to an end over a month ago, but the conversation surrounding the housemates is far from over. So, in a bid to keep the fire burning, we decided to create a quiz that tells you which famous member of the ‘Pepper Dem’ gang is your soulmate. Take […]

November 1, 2019

Twitter is buzzing right now, bringing a new conversation to the concept of cool vs not-so-cool, especially in relationships. If you’ve been thinking about how much of a red flag you are, why don’t you let this quiz help you decide once and for all?

January 2, 2020

Do you have even a single romantic bone in your body? Well, if you’re not sure about just how sweet and thoughtful you can be to someone you love, that’s what this quiz is here to answer. 11 Quizzes For Nigerians Who Are Ready To Marry  Are you ready to marry? Take these quizzes.

October 10, 2019

2019 is certainly Burna Boy’s year, but, if we are being honest, so was 2018. Since his transcendent mixtape, Outside, the afro-fusion star has refused to get his foot of our necks — dropping a string of fantastic singles and then capping it all off with his career-best album, African Giant.  So, in a bid […]

More from Pop

December 30, 2020

Have you ever heard a song and gone “This shit slaps hard, how is everyone not listening to this?”. Me too. 2020 was a huge year for music in Nigeria with breakout stars like Omah Lay and Bella Shmurda making the headlines as newcomers. We had a lot of really good albums as well; Wizkid, […]

Watch

Trending Videos

Zikoko Originals

December 14, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
November 2, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
October 26, 2020
A collection of videos documenting some of the events of the EndSARS protests.
June 22, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
June 22, 2020
Hacked is an interesting new series by Zikoko made up of fictional but hilarious chat conversations.
June 4, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
June 2, 2020
Quickie is a video series where everyone featured gets only one minute to rant, review or do absolutely anything.
May 14, 2020
Isolation Diary is a Zikoko series that showcases what isolation is like for one young Nigerian working from home due to the Coronavirus pandemic.
March 12, 2020
Life is already hard. Deciding where to eat and get the best lifestyle experiences, isn't something you should stress about. Let VRSUS do that for you.

Z! Stacks

Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.
X