1. When that your unemployed uncle is trying to lecture you about school.Well, this is awkward.
2. When you’re about to travel and your mum says “I had a dream…”Hay God!
3. When you hear your father’s horn at the gate and the whole house is scattered.It’s all over.
4. When you open the icecream container in the freezer and see egusi soup.What is this life?
5. When you’re playing outside without slippers and you see your father’s car approaching,Chineke!
6. When that aunty that hasn’t seen you since you were born asks “do you remember me?”Adongerrit.
7. When visitors come and your mum starts bringing out food and drinks you didn’t know were in the house.Oh? So we don’t deserve good food too, abi?
8. When you open the container of Danish cookies and see needle and thread.Is it fair?
9. When your father tells you to come and play with that cousin you don’t like.