Are you trying to make ends meet? But it’s looking like these ends had a heated breakup and don’t want to get back together. You can console yourself with what I call, the upsides of being poor.
You can successfully avoid billing
You can be sure that nobody will ask you to help them out because their grandpa swallowed a shovel. You can’t pour from an empty cup.
All the love you receive will be real
Remember the popular saying “I want you to love me for who I am not what I have”? Well, since you have nothing, people have no choice but to love you for who you are.
Entry into heaven is confirmed
According to The Bible sha. Apparently, it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven. Poor on earth, rich in heaven sounds like a great deal to me.
You have no fear of losing anything
Rich people are always afraid of losing their phones or wallets, but you won’t have to worry because you have neither. You can’t be robbed either. Peace of mind >>>
Gym membership? What’s that?
That’s one less expense to worry about. Life will help you watch your weight.
You will channel your inner creative
If necessity is the mother of invention, then poverty is the father. Because you’re down on resources, you’ll be innovative by force.
The perfect excuse to stay at home
People don’t expect to see you at events because, well, you’re poor. Attending those family gatherings and boring parties won’t be a problem anymore.
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