7 Famous Opening Lines For A Nigerian Situationship

August 23, 2020

Nigerians are always looking for a way to show they are smart, even in relationships. They will do anything to not be accountable, stay woke fam. If you hear any of these lines from someone you have been entangling with, just know you are about to get yourself into a situationship.

 

1. “Lets see how it goes”

Osheyyyy danfo driver, where are we going?

2. “Lets go with the flow”

Because we are a river abi?

3. “Let’s have a mutually beneficial relationship with no drama”

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Forget all the English they are speaking here, you are about to be played fam.

4. “I like you but I don’t like the drama that comes with a relationship”

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They are about to waste your time fam.

5. “I just want us to manage our expectations”

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That is okoto in Queen’s English fam.

7. “I love you but I don’t think I am the right fit for you”

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They just want to collect knacks without accountability fam.

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