How Lagosians Are Reacting To Third Mainland’s Closure

July 6, 2020

Breaking News: Third Mainland Bridge will be shut down for repairs from the 24th of July, 2020.

This headline makes very little sense because Lagos has been on lockdown back to back for months. That’s months of nobody being out on the bridge, months that could have been used to do this maintenance work but somehow now is the time the government decides to do it. And you guessed right, Nigerians have a lot to say about this recent development.

1. Our prayers are with them.

2. We’re wondering the same thing.

3. We are not shouting sa, it’s beg we are begging sa.

4. The struggle just got harder.

5. True though. But what if we want to check something on the mainland or the island?

6. E be things.

7. This angle.

8. And you didn’t tell us?

9. What she said.

10. He is raising a lot of valid questions.

11. Very good question.

Tough times my people, but we have happy thoughts to help you stay sane:

Blessing Onyelobi

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