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  • Gentlemen, shall we?

    1) What women think men want:

    What men really want:

    A nice watch.

    2) What women think men want:

    Sex is not a gift. It’s mutual enjoyment.

    What men really want:

    Gift of prayers.

    3) What women think men want:

    I mean this is nice as a casual gift, but not for big events.

    What men really really really want:

    Sanwoolu, the evil you have done is enough.

    4) What women think men want:

    In addition to this, men also want:

    Perfume in copious amounts.

    5) What women think men want:

    What men want deep deep down:

    Sneakers, boots, palm – all kind of shoes.

    6) What women think men want on their birthdays:

    What men want in the deepest part of their heart:

    Get on this wave, baby.

    7) What women think men want:

    I mean this is nice and all, but check these out:

    8) What women think men want:

    In addition to this, what men really want:

    Trad, work shirts, accessories (Belt, Cuff-links, Socks).

    Special shout out – Bags, Laptops, Clippers. Last but not the least, when in doubt, ask the man in your life what he really wants.

  • Are you a fighter? A lover? A fighter who only fights for love? This quiz knows the answer.

    Take below to find out:

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  • The jokes write themselves and here are some of the funniest ones to send to your friends that support Man U.

    1) Even I feel the pain in this one:

    I am not a Man U fan.

    2) I shouldn’t have laughed that hard.

    3) This is the funniest thing I have seen on Jack’s internet.

    4) I hate you guys.

    5) An absolute mess.

    Who are we kidding? 5 tweets aren’t enough. Special shout out to these ones 😂

    Bad team for life. We ride together, we stay together.

    Legend:

    https://twitter.com/Zaddy_Clinton/status/1282782816204357639?s=20

    The accuracy – All power belongs to the devils.

    Karma, is that you?

  • Yoruba demon = player in this context. One gender has bad PR for being a player so we decided to level the playing field. Kings, if you see any of these signs, it’s a red flag. Immediately nip it in the bud.

    1) She communicates when there’s a problem.

    It’s a distraction from the fact that she has six of you in her purse that she’s rotating. She can’t afford to waste time too much time on one person.

    2) She says fine and actually means it’s fine.

    She doesn’t love you enough hence she’s not fighting for it. You mean no small drama? No allowing you to do a bit of display? Hmmm.

    3) She doesn’t eat out of your food.

    Red flag. Nigerian women show love by eating out of your food. Especially after saying they weren’t interested.

    4) Her gifts are not singlet and boxers.

    Run!

    5) She says “I love you.”

    If a Nigerian woman loves you, she’ll say she hates you. You see, she’s cheating.

    6) She doesn’t say “na so” when you compliment her.

    She has been receiving training from her other men and that’s why she’s now used to compliments. If you were the only one on her case, she’d still be shy to compliments.

    7) You’re not hearing words like “big head” and “ode.”

    She’s calling you baby and you too you are happy? Sorry for you.

    8) She’s always laughing.

    Kings, ask yourself, are you that funny? or are you the joke? Focus, young king.

    Growing up Nigerian

  • If you could play the role of God for one day, what would you do? Especially as a Nigerian citizen. What are some of the things you’d change?

    Not to be obvious, but I’ll immediately ban Ikokore.

    First point of duty. I’m sorry, Grandma.

    Then revive all the dead Nigerian politicians and jail them.

    Alongside the living ones.

    I’ll also give my people Canadian prosperity with Nigerian enjoyment.

    We no longer have to go to -10 degrees weather to escape bad governance.

    Then I’ll abolish 9-5’s.

    Oyar, everybody back into the garden. Osiso!

    Maybe also print a shirt that says “look at God.”

    Heh.

    After that, I’ll fix the Nepa situation so I can iron my ‘look at God’ shirt.

    Almost 60 years ffs.

    Don’t cry, don’t beg, but Lagos has to go.

    My children shouldn’t have to suffer like this.

    I’ll smite everyone who sends Whatsapp Bc’s or has ever sent one.

    Especially the Coronavirus conspiracy theorists.

    I’ll make a quick trip to 1914.

    ‘Lugard my child, that’s a bad idea.’

    For the grand finale, I’ll delete posts like this one from the internet.

    I yield my time!

  • Who runs banter on the internet? Nigerians!

    What would you do if someone calls the luxury designer handbag that you bought with your hard earned cash fake?

    It all began when Linda Ikeji, the owner of this bag shared the latest expensive addition to her wardrobe.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBSHMtnhATE/?taken-by=officiallindaikeji
    Her very first one.

    But Nigerians love to dig out information from corners of the earth.

    With solid proof of course.

    And Nigerians came for Linda…

    In droves..

    But she wasn’t having any of it.

    She had to stand by every cent of the $14,000 she spent on the bag.

    Are goods in the UK priced in dollars? We’re just asking oh.

    Even the ones with fake handbags came for her.

    Everybody lost all chill in the world.

    https://twitter.com/Morenikeeee_/status/699712557087662081

    This analogy.

    For those who believe her.

    https://twitter.com/HEAD_MASTA/status/699720136970911744

    The ones that couldn’t be bothered.

    What goes around..

    Might come back around for you on the internet.

    https://twitter.com/idomagirl/status/699872310623387648
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