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1. When you enter the office and see that overeager colleague approaching you.

Just don’t abeg.
2. When that colleague that lives around your side always gets to work before you.

Oshey, employee of the month.
3. When you’re getting along with your colleagues and they spoil it by inviting you out after work.

Take it easy.
4. That colleague that keeps trying to talk to you when you have your earbuds in.

Are you well?
5. You, avoiding your colleagues in public at all costs:

This 9 – 5 is enough, abeg.
6. That colleague that always tells you personal stories that leave you looking for their point like:

Well, that was a waste of my time.
7. Whenever one of them manages to find you on social media.

Is there no escaping you people?
8. Nigerian colleagues and “you’re adding weight oh!”

Thank you, weight scale.
9. You, at every single work event.

Kill me now.
10. Colleague: “I can’t come to work, I’m not feeling fine.”

We know the truth.
11. When you’re single and your colleague is constantly trying to set you up.

Is it your ‘single’?
12. When you’re sneaking out during your lunch-break so nobody asks you to help them get food.

Not today, biko.
13. When you say “come and join me” while you are eating and they actually come.

See what home training has caused?
14. When your colleague with terrible taste keeps playing their music with loudpeakers.

Later you will say you have sense.
15. You, pretending to be busy so you don’t have to walk out with anyone.

I don’t have your energy.
16. You, when they start arguing about football or politics.

Let me just face my front.
17. How your colleagues look at you when you leave the office at 5 on the dot:

Na una sabi.
18. When they ask you to “wait small” so you can give them a ride home.

See this one.
1. When you have to put off your generator and your neighbour’s own is still on.

I’m petty like that.
2. When your neighbour buys that siren that blares whenever they bring light.

Correct guy.
3. When they take light in your house and you have to check that they have taken in your neighbour’s house too.

Before I carry last.
4. When there’s been light for hours and that neighbour you don’t like is still blasting their generator.

It’s not my business.
5. When you’re hungry and you can smell the jollof rice your neighbour is cooking.

Hay God!
6. When it’s time to pay for something and your neighbour hasn’t dropped money.

Is this one mad?
7. When you notice your neighbour only has light when you put on your generator.

Wait first! Is this one tapping my light?
8. When you hear your neighbours fighting with each other.

E no concern me.
9. When they wake you up with loud music early in the morning.

What the hell?
10. Your face, when you see their car in your own parking space.

Chai!
11. When they want to start giving you the story of their life.

I don’t care.
12. When your neighbour throws a party and doesn’t invite you.

It can pain.
13. When they now use their party to block the whole street.

Na wa oh!
14. When they refuse to take part in environmental sanitation.

See this one.
15. You, when they throw their rubbish in front of your own house.

Respect yourself.
Nigerian weddings are one of the most common avenues to really turn up. But then, it’s never always about the Jollof rice or beautiful bridesmaids.

They can be one of the worst events to ever attend. Here are 11 annoying things about Nigerian weddings.
1. They are usually very crowded.

Because, Nigerians will find a way to sneak into a strictly by invitation event.
2. …And time wasting.

You probably will spend more than 6 hours of your life in a loud wedding depending on how much African time is spent.
3. Lord! The overpriced Aso ebi.

When you pay 50k for Aso ebi…… pic.twitter.com/3yZ3qEy619
— SirLAMPS (@Super_Spotter) December 27, 2015

Let’s not even talk about the fact that you cannot wear that same Aso ebi to another wedding because you have to keep buying more Aso ebi.
4. Expenses! Expenses! Expenses!

With expensive Aso ebi comes expenses like a nice clutch, face beat because your face has to slay, shoes and let’s not even talk about tailor charges.
5. The many stages and tiresome procedures.

The introduction dress, traditional/engagement dress, church/Nikkah dress and reception dress. Kilode!
6. Not getting served Jollof rice because you didn’t buy Aso ebi.

Yes! People get petty like that.
7. Weddings MCs are boring and tell the worst jokes.

When will this trash end?
8. The annoying people that steal all the drinks and small chops at the table.

You have eaten your fear of God with the small chops, abi?
9. Getting criticised for dressing hotter than the bride.

https://twitter.com/Irruaprincess/status/683264223871385600
You can’t unlock your full potential at a Nigerian wedding.
10. The low chances of getting seized.

Nigerian weddings are the fields where seeds of heartbreak are sown. Ironic abi?
11. Dealing with those “Your own is next” comments.

Wipe the stupidity off your mouth please.