My fellow enraged video recorders, I welcome you. If your sibling is on this table, call them out.

1) Pass naked in the background.

How can I be related to this kind of human being?

2) Sing in the background.

Well done, Bariga Adele.

3) Open or close the door loudly.

Sign one million on the need to get your own space.

4) Come to beg for bread or something ridiculous.

Is it crack? Why now?

5) Play loud music.

If I slap you and FireBoy.

6) Exist.


7) Give unsolicited commentary.

Will you keep quiet?

8) Remove your wig.

Or something equally annoying to embarrass you.

9) Beg to feature in the video.

Why are you acting like we’re related or something?


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