1. The person you’re owing money.

2. LASTMA officers.

3. The preachers at the bus top that will tell you you’re going to hell fire.

4. The angry conductor that doesn’t have change.

5. The “ello aunty, plix I’m stranded people.

6. The toaster that doesn’t want to leave you alone.

7. Those annoying Yaba traders.

8. Your amebo neighbour.

9. The jaga-jaga driver in traffic.

10. Your noisy colleague that likes fighting everybody


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