11 Reasons Why We Love Birthday Boy, Marek Zmyslowski

August 19, 2015



Lamide Akintobi is not the only celebrant today. It’s also Polish Man turned Nigerian big boy, Marek Zmyslowski’s birthday, so it’s only right we gush about him too.

If you know Marek, you know he’s hot. We are completely obsessed with him. And if you don’t know him, here are 11 reasons you should strive to:

1. He looks like this.

 

If you’re a man reading this, have you given up yet?

2. With that beard.

The closest I can get to “shades” and “grey”. A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on

 

He passes for a Lagos big boy. The glasses…oh god!

3. He’s 6’4 too.

Greek god much?

4. And he Models.

 

No one man should have this level of slayage.

5. Look at him with his puppy.

– So do you really have to go to work and leave me here all alone? #shihtzu #puppy #menanddogs A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on

 

So adorable! Are you not melting?

6. He is incredibly smart.

He’s an entrepreneur and  Seed Stage Investor; and he’s the Founder & MD of Jovago.com.

Spot something unusual.

A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on

 

And he’s only 28 years old.

7. He obviously likes good things.

I mean, he’s engaged to Kehinde Smith. She’s gorgeous.

Some things never change.. Like my #WCW . @kehinde_smith ?❤️?

A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on

 

And they look so cute together.

A woman that makes a surprise dinner is a sign of a perfect woman. @kehinde_smith

A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on

 

Imagine the kids. My ovaries.

8. He’s not afraid to try new things.

Marek eats his swallow and efo with Ketchup.

Efo with ketchup. Sorry Nigeria but I like it that way! ?:)

A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on

 

Wonder which other new things he’s down for?

9. He’s comfortable with babies.

Alright, I think I’m ready. ?? A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on


There those ovaries go again.

10. He works out.

Good Morning. #gym #fit

A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on

 

Sweaty men are still in right? We are just asking.

11. He’s Nigerian by association.

You know the saying “Show me your friends and I’ll tell you who you are. Well, it applies to Marek. How many white people do you know that have Nigerian names aka Marek Chinedu?

 

Instagram pic of him with Nigerian celebrities.

 

Happy Birthday, Marek! Have a great one!

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