1. When you get a mail about clearance sales from one of these online stores.Everything is 40% off. Jesus!
2. When ASOS sends you a mail in this high exchange rate period.Get away from me, Satan!
3. When you finally open the site and you still cannot afford the items.Don’t you dare send me any more emails.
4. When you’re knee-deep in window shopping and your browser tab starts looking like this:*tears*
5. When you realize that there isn’t really money to buy anything.Help me, Lord.
6. You, lying to yourself that you really need the product and it’s a good deal.It’s a good deal. I can’t get it anywhere else. I’m so lucky.
7. When you finally decide to spend your next month’s salary and order something.
It’s just money.