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  • Lamide Akintobi is not the only celebrant today. It’s also Polish Man turned Nigerian big boy, Marek Zmyslowski’s birthday, so it’s only right we gush about him too.

    If you know Marek, you know he’s hot. We are completely obsessed with him. And if you don’t know him, here are 11 reasons you should strive to:

    1. He looks like this.

    In order to get that slick hair look: a) use gel or b) don’t wash your hair for 3 days. #vintage #bowtie #suit #glasses #mcmeka pic by @iamdmayo

    A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on Apr 10, 2015 at 6:45am PDT

     

    If you’re a man reading this, have you given up yet?

    2. With that beard.

    The closest I can get to “shades” and “grey”. A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on Apr 3, 2015 at 5:01am PDT

     

    He passes for a Lagos big boy. The glasses…oh god!

    3. He’s 6’4 too.

    Greek god much?

    4. And he Models.

    #TBT The look on the face is called “You just spotted in the club someone who owes you cash and wasnt replying your calls and he’s ordering drinks”. @kinghakbal suits rock though.

    A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on Jul 16, 2015 at 4:39am PDT

     

    No one man should have this level of slayage.

    5. Look at him with his puppy.

    – So do you really have to go to work and leave me here all alone? #shihtzu #puppy #menanddogs A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on Jul 14, 2015 at 12:20am PDT

     

    So adorable! Are you not melting?

    6. He is incredibly smart.

    He’s an entrepreneur and  Seed Stage Investor; and he’s the Founder & MD of Jovago.com.

    https://instagram.com/p/3ZrqO7uWOq/?taken-by=marekchinedu

     

    And he’s only 28 years old.

    7. He obviously likes good things.

    I mean, he’s engaged to Kehinde Smith. She’s gorgeous.

    https://instagram.com/p/1gMOBNuWAg/?taken-by=marekchinedu

     

    And they look so cute together.

    https://instagram.com/p/5IOO9KuWJ_/?taken-by=marekchinedu

     

    Imagine the kids. My ovaries.

    8. He’s not afraid to try new things.

    Marek eats his swallow and efo with Ketchup.

    Efo with ketchup. Sorry Nigeria but I like it that way! ?:)

    A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on Dec 3, 2014 at 8:58am PST

     

    Wonder which other new things he’s down for?

    9. He’s comfortable with babies.

    Alright, I think I’m ready. ?? A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on May 24, 2015 at 11:34am PDT


    There those ovaries go again.

    10. He works out.

    Good Morning. #gym #fit

    A photo posted by Marek Chinedu Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) on Apr 6, 2015 at 1:40am PDT

     

    Sweaty men are still in right? We are just asking.

    11. He’s Nigerian by association.

    You know the saying “Show me your friends and I’ll tell you who you are. Well, it applies to Marek. How many white people do you know that have Nigerian names aka Marek Chinedu?

    https://instagram.com/p/x6kBjnuWGh/

     

    Instagram pic of him with Nigerian celebrities.

     

    Happy Birthday, Marek! Have a great one!

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