Valentine is coming again and, as usual, Nigerian women a particular set of people are getting ready to furnish their men with the usual gifts we see every year. I’ve decided to save you the trouble and make a list of things Nigerian men don’t want to receive this year. If you really want to be a useful member of your relationship, you can find a list of things to buy your man for valentine’s here.
1. Sex
For the 5482nd time, sex is NOT a gift. Nobody ever thinks “You know what I’d really want for Valentine’s Day? Sex.” Nobody. Ever. Is it not the same sex that you’re having every other day?
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2. Singlet and boxers
Did he tell you he doesn’t have underwear? Did he tell you he is suffering?
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3. Handkerchief
Unless your man is a professional traditional dancer, I don’t see why you should be buying him handkerchief.
4. Pen
We know they said that the pen is mightier than the sword but it doesn’t mean it makes a great gift. Put in more effort abeg.
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5. BYC T-shirt/Chase Deer
Resist the urge to be unfortunate, please.
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6. “3000 Reasons Why I Love You”
Okay but na love we go chop? Who are you giving homework to go and be reading?
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7. Face on Pillow/Mug
If he wants to know what he looks like, he has mirror at home.
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