The Funniest Takes On The Mowe to Ikate Twitter Trend

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Mowe to Ikate has been trending for a while now and in case you missed it, here’s the full gist. A twitter user came on to share some aspire to perspire advice following her tough day battling with Lagos traffic. The twist to this story was the fact it was not the normal Island to Mainland commute, she was talking Ogun state to Lagos commute. You don’t believe it abi?

This is where everything started;

1. Sorry to disappoint you Sir.

2. Dear Lagos, this is your sub.

3. He has a point though.

4. Does anyone else feel like this particular person will not contribute to that Gofundme account?

5. *Insert distressed emoji here*.

6. To paint a clearer picture.

7. Is beg we are begging.

8. LMAO!

9. The keyword here being “life expectancy”.

10. In case you were still confused as to the distance.

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