1. You remember to get petrol for the generator every time
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1477561290/nigerian-gas-attendant-fills-vehicle-lagos._nfe6sr.jpg)
NEPA can never disappoint you.
2. You have the gas man, the electrician and the plumber on speed dial
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1476285632/phone-call_viurnb.jpg)
Because gas cannot let hunger come and kill you.
3. You have a job that you try not to suck at
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1474556431/Pretend_to_work_lixvdl.gif)
You try o!
4. Your saving game is on point
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Superstar that you are.
5. … And you’re very strict with spending money
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1488206680/money-lil-wayne_q05gdw.jpg)
No money to waste, biko.
6. But you also know when to have fun and splurge because you cannot come and die
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You cannot come and go and die.
7. You actually catch up with your old friends
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1477303969/housemates_us7hmv.jpg)
Aren’t you the sweetest?
8. You know how to make serious concoction
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396059/cook-rice-jollof.jpg)
Pour everything together and eat, please.
9. You have enough money to stay on your own, but you’re smart enough to stay with your parents
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1484916770/sense_jilgk7.png)
Only people with sense know this.
10. You know when to let some people in your life go
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1484864703/wahala_qfexkr.webp)
Biko, don’t kill me with headache.
11. You have customers in every market
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1475670944/marbbbbb_qu4qi4.jpg)
You know all the cheapest spots too!
12. Your pricing game is not anybody’s mate
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1477933662/on-a-budget_necujo.gif)
Even when you’re not on a budget, you’re on a budget.
13. You exercise and drink plenty water everyday
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1477596965/Yoga_ecbkem.gif)
Fitfam, show yourself.
14. You know real adults need to use real protection during sex
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1473261370/yes_gthhyy.gif)
HAVE SENSE! AIDS IS REAL.
15. You actually use the overhead bridge. Every time!
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Everytime? You’re extra sha, but 3 gbosa for you.
16. You know very well you have to choose your owambes carefully
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1486250389/hell_yeah_e8eddx.gif)
Just buy the aso ebi that concerns you and go.