13 Pictures That Describe Your Love-Hate Relationship With Your Bank Account

June 3, 2016

1. You, looking at your phone waiting for that credit alert to come through.

See my life.

2. When you finally get an alert and it’s that nonsense N12 POS incentive.

Are we playing here?

3. Your face, whenever you get that SMS charge.

Ouch!

4. When you have not checked your account balance but you’re withdrawing in faith.

Jesus, do it for your child.

5. When you’re window shopping and your account balance is just looking at you like:

Better leave this place.

6. When you swear you have money in your account then your card gets declined.

Abeg oh!

7. You, after that credit alert enters:

WINNNING!

8. When you check your account balance after a long weekend.

Blood of Jesus.

9. When your friends are going to turn up and you sef you want to follow.

Better sit down there.

10. Your account balance, whenever you add something to your cart:

No vex.

11. This struggle:

12. When your available balance and ledger balance are saying 2 different things.

What am I seeing?

13. When your bank sends you your account summary at the end of the month.

Kill me oh.

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