1. Nigerian politicians summed up in a poem:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396029/gy2inzt9fwnqywajktap.jpg)
Too accurate.
2. Nigerian politicians and “resign”:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396029/elmkeqycoxqgtnxxalj0.jpg)
What is a “resign”?
3. This one about the INEC chairman:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396029/xgkru245hwaudsoxuc6d.jpg)
Free and fair ko.
4. When Nigerian politicians show you their true colours.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396029/puuhoyod5ihq3xoksvkr.jpg)
ALL THE TIME.
5. Nigerian politicians and their counterparts abroad:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396029/yirywtk2rwu0tmrvqzqh.jpg)
See these ones.
6. Nigerian politicians and equality:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391606/punnt2psxyy8rguxczir.jpg)
“It is unafrican.”
7. This perfect shade:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391092/kvugwlrhxtujn3skbb2y.jpg)
Too perfect, abeg.
8. This very apt correction:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396029/aeafz9u5ggs3zqnsbh6n.jpg)
Nobody is happier than a Nigerian politician.
9. Nigerian politicians and misplaced concern:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391606/yfxsg081ixyktyphqsp8.jpg)
Na wa!
10. The only things Nigerian politicians know how to say:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391606/sr0dlrqjspenkjb0nsgt.jpg)
Where their vocabulary starts and ends.
11. This one about the national cake:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391606/koxivsozlpsgpxsguftb.jpg)
Manage the rest.
12. This one about Nigerian politicians and indecision:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391606/nxsugm59ttj8rsnbucoa.jpg)
They must not carry last.
13. This one about Nigeria’s money:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391093/wvrdhxc2ny3vqkbbhzq1.jpg)
Is it a lie?